Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 673 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1639

Jewish/Christian Relations

A few years ago, there was a news story on the radio about a Jewish synagogue that had a problem with the Baptists down the street. Some Jews were unable to find a space in their own parking lot becau... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
505

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't have a new chicken picture today, but I do have a chicken story thanks to subscriber Dawn M. who shared it with us!wreg.com/news/police-looking-for-aggressive-chick... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4986

Pest Confirmation

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company. One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1660

The Year That Is 2020

2020: I’m going to ask my Mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table. 2020: It’s like being 16 again.  Gas is cheap and I’m grounded! 2020: Police calling out over a blow... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1164

Quote #1914

"Conspiracy theories are a convenient alternative to an uncertain world." - Unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2978

Three Rules

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, South Carolina, was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2048

Pork Alias

A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name, just a pen name.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2068

Rebellion

When I worked for the security department of a large retail store, my duties included responding to fire and burglar alarms. A side door of the building was wired with a security alarm, because it was... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
717

One-liner #1476

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..

Uncategorised
Peter
656

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
923

Not Everything Is As It Seems

For the last five days, I have not been able to sleep nor close my eyes at night. It’s been a nightmare. During the last four weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
453

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! It was recently announced that Dr. Ravi Zacharias, of the most respected thinkers and apologists of this generation, is terminally ill with cancer. In this week's vide... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
681

Quote #1913

“If you try to grow the church, you may or may not get disciples. But if you grow disciples, you will always get the church.” - Mike Breen read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3060

40 Year Solution

My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He also says that they ha... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2564

Wearied Woman

My wife took up gardening. All she grew was tired.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
690

One-Liner #1475

There's more to photography than meets the eye.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1565

Bible Speed Reading

The pastor had been disturbed by a person who was a fast reader. "We shall now read the Twenty-third Psalm in unison," he announced. "Will the lady who is always by 'the still waters' while the rest... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
463

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the new (to me) quotes from the last couple of weeks is "We're not all in the same boat, we're all in the same storm." I was reminded of this today when I received a... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4102

Animal Gifts

A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man was the boss, he gave a horse. To the hou... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3204

Work Phrases Explained

Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters. All New: Parts not interchangeable with existing models. Approved: Needs revising Automatic: That which you cannot repa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1739

Missteps

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I missed my step and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
815

Quote #1912

  "When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live. He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal with v read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1082

On Ice

Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver. But I'm sure he will resurface eventually.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
705

One-Liner #1474

I would give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
943

Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing

For the last several weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself have been enjoying some quiet time in our parsonage. I cannot remember the last time we had such quiet time all to ourselv... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
456

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today is Mother's Day and with the worldwide pandemic it will be a very different one for most of us. Today, let's also remember that Mother's day was already difficult for... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2314

My Mother the Car

At the Museum of Television: "The first episode of 'My Mother the Car' marks the very first airing of an auto-pilot."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
689

One-Liner #1473

Mother: She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
905

Quote #1911

"Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever." - unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5455

Tired Mom

I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in bed with my husband when I got home. Zack squirms so much it is impossible to get a decent night's sleep when ... read more..