Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 673 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1307

Golf Attendance

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," said Deacon Brown. "Our church ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2997

Odd News Reports

*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50." *"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yeste read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
491

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! I have some exciting Cybersalt News for you!  As you know Cybersalt is helping refugees and persecuted Christians through the Be a Billionaire Fundraiser and a number ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1010

One-liner #1455

Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1065

Instagroan

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He has selfie steam issues.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1312

Self-Righteousness Committee

Apologies to all for this obnoxious illustration. If you can stick it out to the end, you will be vindicated. Praise God, everyone! Welcome to our annual membership re-commitment committee. Think of ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7247

Roman Numerals

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year. "Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" one of them suggested. "I tho... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1221

Quote #1893

No one is going to stand up at your funeral and say, "She had a really expensive couch and great shoes." Don't make life about stuff. - unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
483

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Ruth B. who sent in today's chicken picture. Apparently they're pretty friendly in Kuai, Hawaii! You may have noticed there was no mailing on Sunday. I worked ve... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2955

Smuggling Stumper

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1270

Clear Customer Communication

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left. When one lineman called... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2893

Bigger Piece

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; you don't... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
781

Have Nose, Will Sneeze

Many things about me could be called into question, and a lot has. I get that. However, the most attractive thing about me is my nose. I am not sure of the reason why, it looks like anybody else’s nos... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
189

One-liner #1454

Nice perfume; must you marinate in it??... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1200

Quote #1892

"Don't ask kids what they want to be when they grow up but what problems do they want to solve. This changes the conversation from who do I want to work for, to what do I need to learn to be able to read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1043

Pet Names

My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian and Diminished. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2944

Troubled Father

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1417

Generation Ford

"When my husband, Mark, took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3263

White Hairs

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brun... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
494

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to H. McCarthy who sent in today's chicken picture. Also, thanks to subscriber "SmackTavish" for letting me know that last Sunday's "Security" illustration shoul... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
809

One-liner #1453

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1261

Quote #1891

"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always." - Brad Meltzer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
936

Petrolfied

Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline? Jerry can!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1057

Security

A friend who lives in NYC has six locks on his door; all in a row. When he goes out, he only locks every other one. That way, no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always lock... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1331

10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code. 2. Graphics arrive via FedEx. 3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection. 4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it dis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
493

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been having having more fun with telemarketers and his cell phone. You can read "Did I Just Call Myself?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
978

One-liner #1452

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
735

Quote #1890

"Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." - Rumi read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
855

Label Truth

That "best by" date stamp is really just a spoiler alert.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
498

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 02-20-2020! Thanks to Forrest G. for today's chicken picture which came at a very good time! The last couple of days have been a little glum for me here at Cybersalt Worl... read more..