Monthly Archive

2022

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One-Liner #1696
One-liners
Susan Davis
1191
<1min

One-Liner #1696

I would imagine if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4775 - November 6, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
73
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4775 - November 6, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! After an exceptionally nice October, the regular November weather has arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 6, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
932
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! After an exceptionally nice October, the regular November weather has arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Storms, rain, and power outages are on the seasonal menu onc... read more..
The Power of Sin
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
3707
4 min read

The Power of Sin

Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the ga... read more..
Back In Office
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3685
<1min

Back In Office

When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice. One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high-school principal. "Wow," I said ... read more..
Horace Fashion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2534
<1min

Horace Fashion

"Carpe diem": Seize the day; "Carp in denim": There's a fish in my pants! read more..
Assumption, First Impressions, Attitude
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2528
<1min

Assumption, First Impressions, Attitude

On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called. "It's some dumb glacier," he replied. Disappointed by... read more..
Quote #2132
Quotes
Susan Davis
1176
<1min

Quote #2132

"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." - Mother Teresa read more..
One-Liner #1695
One-liners
Susan Davis
1170
<1min

One-Liner #1695

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. - Mitch Hedburg... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 3, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1012
2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip which was very enjoyable in the easiest parts and blessed in the challenging parts. For one of the Sundays we were away I was... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4774 - November 3, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
66
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4774 - November 3, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip which was very enjoyable in the easiest parts and blessed in the ... read more..
Pete Died
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3247
<1min

Pete Died

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad ... read more..
Circle Stand
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3813
<1min

Circle Stand

Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. The trucker motioned for Ron to pull over. When he did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of cha... read more..
Server Confusion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2793
<1min

Server Confusion

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?" "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."... read more..
Grouchiness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2577
<1min

Grouchiness

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowi... read more..
One-Liner #1694
One-liners
Susan Davis
1108
<1min

One-Liner #1694

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they'll want to use it.... read more..
Quote #2131
Quotes
Susan Davis
1271
<1min

Quote #2131

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..
One-Liner #1693
One-liners
Susan Davis
1094
<1min

One-Liner #1693

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her … or something like that.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 27, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
994
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and my travels are going well. Right now she is in Portland Oregon at a conference while I am still in Ontario wrapping up with more time with my parents.... read more..
Drug Inspection
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3474
<1min

Drug Inspection

A DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The old ran... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4773 - October 27, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
71
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4773 - October 27, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and my travels are going well. Right now she is in Portland Oregon at a conference while I am ... read more..
News
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3257
<1min

News

The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the... read more..
Quote #2130
Quotes
Susan Davis
1084
<1min

Quote #2130

"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..
Food Math
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2590
<1min

Food Math

"Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!" read more..
Show and Tell
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8612
2 min read

Show and Tell

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved s... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4772 - October 16, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4772 - October 16, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Today's news is that Grandma Cybersalt and I spent yesterday travelling back east to visit my folks. We have ar... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 16, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1030
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's news is that Grandma Cybersalt and I spent yesterday travelling back east to visit my folks. We have arrive safely and ready for some sleep! Today's video share i... read more..
One-Liner #1692
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1692

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.... read more..
Quote #2129
Quotes
Susan Davis
1267
<1min

Quote #2129

"Even in the trials of life, if we have eyes to see them, we can find good things everywhere we look." - Joanna Gaines read more..
New Librarian
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4998
<1min

New Librarian

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then ... read more..
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