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Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 607 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
73

Cybersalt News - September 4, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Rev. Suneel Barkat has written a third article for the Cybersalt site. You may remember he is in Pakistan which is suffering the effects of recent disastrous flooding, so ... read more..

Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
150

Grace and Joy (John 1:1,12)

This Gospel describes Christ's deity and John's testimony to the fact that He is the Son of God. He uses the label Logos (word) for Christ because the concept of the title symbolizes God's revelation ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
84

Quote #2117

"We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
101

One-Liner #1680

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2534

Awake Tip

Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to reboot. One man told me he'd been a long-haul truck driver. I'd love to ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1408

Officers Catch Their Quarry

A rock and gem store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite.... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
135

An Elder's Perspective

I asked a friend who has crossed 70 & is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my childr... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
93

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September! One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1966

Cardless Flowers

The man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
79

One-Liner #1679

"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels." - Tim Vine read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
72

Quote #2116

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A. A. Milne read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1709

Kremlinsoleum

Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1521

Humility, Gratitude, Friendship, Arrogance

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2507

Will She Say Yes?

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your ch... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
337

The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds

A few months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage bought a harp and began teaching herself how to play it. She can play the piano, organ, flute, and sometimes me. Now she has graduated to the h... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
106

One-Liner #1678

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
102

Quote #2115

"Christians should be the boldest people in the world - not cocky and sure of ourselves, but sure of Him." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4627

The French Legionnaires

There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost.  They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resig... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1496

I Can't See You

An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1771

Church Attendance

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning, that they were not attending church, and the fish were not biting. The first guy eventually says: "I should have stayed ho... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
82

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Yesterday was an enjoyable family day of chasing Pokemon around with my daughter and son-in-law. I know some of you play too so I hope you had a fun day too! Today's vide... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1702

Vacation Shopping

Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint was that there was never enough time for shopping. Nearing the end of our trip, we stopped for lunch at a pub in a small town near Lo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
97

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The next time you go to the Cybersalt Site you may notice that the look has changed slightly. This is the last week I have my co-op students working for me (although I may ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
81

Quote #2114

"Stagnation is death. If you don't change, you die. It's that simple. It's that scary." - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2639

Husband's Estimate

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1571

Crime-up on Aisle 2

A store detective is a counter spy.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1767

Faith, Being Prepared

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the capta... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
105

One-Liner #1677

I like work; it fascinates me ... I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
105

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Our eldest daughter and her son returned home yesterday morning after a very enjoyable 2 week/1 week (he was here a week before she was) visit. This is a picture from one ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
80

Quote #2113

"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing." - Seneca read more..

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