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Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 607 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
84

One-Liner #1672

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are; but I laugh more.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1800

Hey Norton!

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2463

What He Says - What He Means

"I'm going fishing."    Really means: "I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand all day, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "It's a guy thing."    Really me read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
123

Cybersalt News - Aug 4, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The other day, Grandma Cybersalt sent me an email inviting me to a date: "Invitation: Septic Pump Out @ Thu Aug 4, 2022 8am - 12pm" Of course, I accepted right away because... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1152

Stupid Excuses

German police caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 80 miles per hour on a busy highway, Wednesday. "He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2232

Anniversary Flight

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and aske... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
115

Quote #2108

"Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers, or you can grow weeds." - William Wordsworth read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
78

Quote #2109

"Anyone who has struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor." - James Baldwin read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
122

One-Liner #1671

The best revenge is living well. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
104

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the line up was really short at the local Dairy Queen. We've been... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
128

Quote #2107

"His grief he will not forget; but it will not darken his heart, it will teach him wisdom." - J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2536

No Rest

The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
129

One-Liner #1670

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2045

Bedtime Story

Have you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1537

Salvation, Decision, Fence Sitting

It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4405

Pest Control

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.   One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
119

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's a somber, but grateful, week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. God has taken back a precious gift he gave me 2 years ago. Alex Shane started out as a mentor and bu... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
134

One-Liner #1669

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
95

Quote #2106

"If it could only be like this always - always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe." - Evelyn Waugh read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1674

Picasso So-so

The display of still-life art was not at all moving.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1517

Adaptation

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of re... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2544

Take Fore

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
113

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road trip they are about to leave on. On the agenda was the usual:... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
87

Quote #2105

"There is unwavering peace today when an uncertain tomorrow is trusted to an unchanging God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1531

Rolling Progress

When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1492

Teamwork, Encouragement

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2734

Reunion Pride

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more t... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
96

One-Liner #1668

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
93

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and if you like the number 47, welcome to issue #4747! Do you know what I struggle with managing? Bacn! No, that is not a typo for the word "bacon" (which my low-fat diet ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
137

One-Liner #1667

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it's more of a rap.... read more..

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