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Sunday greetings, everyone! With the return of the season of advent, Cybersalt World Headquarters is once again full of Christmas jazz music while I work. I think I have already discovered what is go... read more..

A king had to leave for a long journey, and he wondered who he should leave in charge of his kingdom while he was gone. One day when he was out riding alone, a woman appeared in the mist. "Soon you w... read more..

A perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is a sure sign of someone who hasn't enough to do. - Katherine Whitehorn... read more..

The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the wall beside the time clock. He began to ask around to see who knew what had become of it. "You!" he yelled at one... read more..

If you're mad at someone, first let him sit in your car, and then you can belt him.... read more..

Human beings are not born with self-control. We have to learn what to do with the mad that we feel. Learning to control ourselves is a long, hard process. It happens little by little. In fact, it is s... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! There was no mailing last Sunday. After a fun day of driving up island to take in a granddaughter's dance recital I rushed home to do a final cleanup ... read more..

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.  Waiting in the line to pay, I not... read more..

Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like to find joy in the story you are actually living. - Rachel Marie Martin... read more..

"I don't exercise; if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers read more..

I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife. At an airport gift shop, I found a coffee mug imprinted with the words, "I love you" inside... read more..

Have you heard the latest amoeba pick up line? Well, those little cells just sidle right up to another and they say, "Hey, baby, after they made you they threw away the mold."... read more..

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx (1890-1977) "Television: chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wr read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch Sunday's video share, "The World's Smallest Movie" - not b... read more..

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender ... read more..

Heading into Target . . . . Wife: "All we need is milk and a loaf of bread. This will be Quick"  Me: "I don't believe you." Wife: "Why?!" Me: "Well, for starters you just grabbed a cart!"... read more..

A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he woul... read more..

A man visiting a doctor says; Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. The doctor replied, "But you are not one of my patients." The man said, "I know. But my u... read more..

My four-year-old handed me a drawing "What's this? I asked. "It's us," he replied I looked at it and I noticed an extra figure. "Who's that?" I asked. "That's the old woman who visits me," he s... read more..

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Spencer Tracy... read more..

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F. Kennedy... read more..

One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?" My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure. She thought it was time her daughter knew... read more..

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. - Bill Watterson... read more..

In the ascertainment of an excogitation of linguistic proclivity, one might ascribe to the mentation that a phratry exists in which some encyclopedists designedly cultivate a nonplussed ambience hypot... read more..

Of course, you know the one about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniacs. They lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.... read more..

"The city should hire the guy that salts the fries at McDonalds to do the roads!" - unknown read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt is away this week at a conference in Toronto and for another visit with our daughter and her family. So once again it's time to run that intermittent sci... read more..

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared t... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I reported that Pastor Suneel had found a house for him and his family to rent. That turned out to be short-lived for reasons of persecution and pressure put on h... read more..

1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. 3. You speed walk in your sleep. 4. You answer the door before people knock. 5. Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you. read more..