2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

07 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5051

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Home For Christmas

A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

942

<1min

That Wraps it Up

There's nothing I want more this Christmas than your presents.... read more..

07 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1087

<1min

One-Liner #1703

Holiday lights should be festive, while at the same time not encouraging aircraft to land. - Charles Lake... read more..

07 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

948

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Quote #2140

"The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of deep darkness a light has dawned." - Isaiah, the prophet read more..

07 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2749

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A Christmas Prayer

Most Holy & Majestic Father, There's so much "hype" around Christmas time. I have to admit that I enjoy all the jolly jingle and festive frolic as much as anyone. But, Lord, as I enter into the f... read more..

07 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4006

2 min read

Yet Another Night Before Christmas

Boy! Are Australians ever keen for writing "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" variations. Kevin Clark wrote the following one from scratch after getting a few different versions from the CleanLaugh li... read more..

04 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1440

4 min read

Do I Really Talk in My Sleep

For a long time, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has accused me of talking in my sleep. I never believed her and just thought she was joking. At least, I thought it was a joke. One time she ac... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4782 - December 4, 2022

04 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

40

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4782 - December 4, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! With the return of the season of advent, Cybersalt World Headquarters is once again full of Christmas jazz musi... read more..

04 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

899

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Cybersalt News - December 4, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! With the return of the season of advent, Cybersalt World Headquarters is once again full of Christmas jazz music while I work. I think I have already discovered what is go... read more..

03 Dec

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1305

2 min read

The King's Counselor

A king had to leave for a long journey, and he wondered who he should leave in charge of his kingdom while he was gone. One day when he was out riding alone, a woman appeared in the mist. "Soon you w... read more..

03 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1076

<1min

One-Liner #1702

A perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is a sure sign of someone who hasn't enough to do. - Katherine Whitehorn... read more..

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5973

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Suggestion Box

The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the wall beside the time clock. He began to ask around to see who knew what had become of it. "You!" he yelled at one... read more..

03 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

10494

<1min

Road Rage

If you're mad at someone, first let him sit in your car, and then you can belt him.... read more..

03 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1100

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Quote #2139

Human beings are not born with self-control. We have to learn what to do with the mad that we feel. Learning to control ourselves is a long, hard process. It happens little by little. In fact, it is s... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4781 - December 1, 2022

01 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

51

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4781 - December 1, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! There was no mailing last Sunday. After a fun day of driving up island to take in a grandd... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

950

<1min

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! There was no mailing last Sunday. After a fun day of driving up island to take in a granddaughter's dance recital I rushed home to do a final cleanup ... read more..

30 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4940

<1min

Christmas Nightgown

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in the line to pay, I not... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1102

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Quote #2138

Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like to find joy in the story you are actually living. - Rachel Marie Martin... read more..

30 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

872

<1min

One-Liner #1701

"I don't exercise; if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3717

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Gift Mug

I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife. At an airport gift shop, I found a coffee mug imprinted with the words, "I love you" inside... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6480

<1min

Amoeba Line

Have you heard the latest amoeba pick up line? Well, those little cells just sidle right up to another and they say, "Hey, baby, after they made you they threw away the mold."... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2458

<1min

Television

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx (1890-1977) "Television: chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wr read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4780 - November 24, 2022

24 Nov

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

41

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4780 - November 24, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch... read more..

24 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

962

<1min

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch Sunday's video share, "The World's Smallest Movie" - not b... read more..

To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary

23 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3869

4 min read

To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender ... read more..

23 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

1137

<1min

I Don't Believe You

Heading into Target . . . . Wife: "All we need is milk and a loaf of bread. This will be Quick" Me: "I don't believe you." Wife: "Why?!" Me: "Well, for starters you just grabbed a cart!"... read more..

23 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2847

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Thankfulness

A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he woul... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2839

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Doctor Thanks

A man visiting a doctor says; Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. The doctor replied, "But you are not one of my patients." The man said, "I know. But my u... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1281

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Who's That?

My four-year-old handed me a drawing "What's this? I asked. "It's us," he replied I looked at it and I noticed an extra figure. "Who's that?" I asked. "That's the old woman who visits me," he s... read more..

23 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1055

<1min

One-Liner #1700

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Spencer Tracy... read more..