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Three men died on Christmas day and found themselves at the PearlyGates. St. Peter met them and said, "Because it's Christmas day we have a special deal on entry into Heaven. If you have something on... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! After attending a Christmas party last night, with other members of the worship team from our church, Grandma Cybersalt and I seem to have nothing else social on our agend... read more..

"To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold." - Aristotle read more..

It's strange there is a setting on every toaster to completely burn the bread.... read more..

This is the time of the year when churches give way to the Great White Way. I am referring, of course, to the annual Sunday school Christmas program. No church year is complete without this extravagan... read more..

1.  If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. 2.  If you drink a diet soda afte read more..

“Christmas: That time of year when a wife has to separate the men from the toys.” - Lee Daniel Quinn... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wow - I just spotted so many grammatical mistakes in last week's news! I am behind on my emails so I don't even know whom to thank for pointing them out! When I first saw ... read more..

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets! ... read more..

Lately, I’ve been having some fascinating dreams at night. Usually, I don’t give much thought to dreams, but lately, I’ve been thinking more about them. Last night, for example, I had this exciting d... read more..

"It's what you give that makes an impact on this world, regardless of the things you have." - Jennifer Betts read more..

I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.... read more..

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. (This happens when you combine a headstrong three-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent.) Sarah'... read more..

Meowy Christmas from your loving cat.Aren't I cute? Now leave me alone. --Ann Bartow --------------------- I've always loved the Christmas Feast.I've heard this year it's ham.Too bad I've other plan... read more..

"Christmas is a time when lots of people get Santa-mental." read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! We're into the shortest days and darkest and rainiest nights of the year here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. But in 11 days we will have the "shortest" day and from ther... read more..

Things People Have Learned Through the Years... I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night".- Age 5 I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli ei... read more..

"Remember this December, that love weighs more than gold." - Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon read more..

December weather is more confusing than trying to untangle rainbow Christmas lights.... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here: Two goobers went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls ... read more..

*Cats Favorite Christmas Songs* 1. Up on the Mousetop 2. Joy to the Curled 3. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus 4. Jingle Balls 5. Wreck the Halls read more..

Nothing is more confusing than being in the middle of two holidays. I have just finished Thanksgiving, and now Christmas is before me. Each year, it gets more difficult to adjust to the next holiday. ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is almost fully decorated for Christmas, including 3 LED bulbs in our ceiling fan. I have each bulb rotating through different colours at a dif... read more..

I almost got thrown out of my sister-in-law's house one year at the holidays. I told them that I was thinking of opening a restaurant (I did this with a straight face, so they thought I was serious).... read more..

December is the month to “sleigh” the holiday decorations!... read more..

"Angels from the realms of glory wing your flight over all the earth. You who sang creations story, now proclaim Messiah's birth! Come and worship; worship Christ the newborn King." -James Montgomery read more..

Nothing personal against Seattleites - feel free to change it to any other place that gets a lot of rain.------------------ A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and ... read more..

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who a... read more..

The six most important words "I admit that I was wrong!" The five most important words "You did a great job." The four most important words "What do you think?" The three most important words ... read more..

Everybody has their own comfort food. I have a long list of comfort food, and Apple Fritter is at the top. Nothing comforts me quite like a fresh Apple Fritter. The other day I needed some comfort fo... read more..