Monthly Archive

January 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sally's Find
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3873
2 min read

Sally's Find

An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old scho... read more..
Spelling Information
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4084
<1min

Spelling Information

"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in y read more..
Judge Gently
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3837
<1min

Judge Gently

Pray don’t find fault with the man who limpsOr stumbles along the road,Unless you have worn the shoes that hurt,Or struggled beneath his load.There may be tacks in his shoes that hurt,Though hidden aw... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4419 - January 13, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4419 - January 13, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! For years, Rev. James Snyder's devotional commentaries have appeared on the Cybersalt Digest but did you know he is also an award winning author who has pen read more..
Cybersalt News - January 13, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1218
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! For years, Rev. James Snyder's devotional commentaries have appeared on the Cybersalt Digest but did you know he is also an award winning author who has penned 20 books - i... read more..
It was an Apple Fritter Kind of Week
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3676
4 min read

It was an Apple Fritter Kind of Week

Have you ever had a week where everything went exactly as planned? Neither have I. Every week I start out believing this week is going to be different from all the other weeks of my life. This week ev... read more..
Crime Beat
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2000
<1min

Crime Beat

Crime Beat: Man who stole idol from museum apprehended. Baal has been set at $50,000.... read more..
Picnic Pains
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4315
<1min

Picnic Pains

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic ... read more..
Fulfilled Dreams
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2898
<1min

Fulfilled Dreams

There is a story told of a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only se... read more..
One-liner #1347
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1347

Definitions A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.... read more..
Quote #1789
Quotes
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Quote #1789

"I believe in God not because my parents told me, not because the church told me, but because I've experienced His goodness and mercy myself." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4418 - January 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
163
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4418 - January 10, 2019

  Issue #4418                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - January 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1226
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Telegram Scare
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4370
<1min

Telegram Scare

Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were hanging on the rack unsold, and bankruptcy was loomin... read more..
Purse Contents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4647
<1min

Purse Contents

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus dr... read more..
Master's Card
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3025
2 min read

Master's Card

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, m... read more..
One-liner #1346
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1761
<1min

One-liner #1346

Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.... read more..
Lucky He is Wearing a Tuxedo
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2076
<1min

Lucky He is Wearing a Tuxedo

Did you hear about the emperor penguin? He had a freezing reign.... read more..
Quote #1788
Quotes
Susan Davis
6397
<1min

Quote #1788

"Worry is a conversation you have with yourself about things you cannot change. Prayer is a conversation you have with God about things He can change." - unknown read more..
Doctor's Note
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2783
<1min

Doctor's Note

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange requ... read more..
Checking Newbie
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4194
<1min

Checking Newbie

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said. "Oh good," he said.... read more..
I Thought but Then I Unthought
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1863
4 min read

I Thought but Then I Unthought

Looking back over my life I honestly can say, giving it a great deal of thought, the biggest problem I have is when I actually think. Thinking can get me into more trouble than anything else I do. Th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4417 - January 6, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4417 - January 6, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:www.c read more..
Cybersalt News - January 6, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1211
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..
Quote #1787
Quotes
1967
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Quote #1787

"I have a great need for Christ. I have a great Christ for my need." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..
One-liner #1345
One-liners
Susan Davis
1897
<1min

One-liner #1345

My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.... read more..
The Walking Frosty
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2058
<1min

The Walking Frosty

How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen? With a thawed off shotgun.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4416 - January 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4416 - January 3, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2019 - Happy New Year! One of the services Cybersalt offers is virus and malware removal. In fact, I am able to offer this remotely around the w read more..
Cybersalt News - January 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1180
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2019

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2019 - Happy New Year! One of the services Cybersalt offers is virus and malware removal. In fact, I am able to offer this remotely around the world. The softwa... read more..
Wonder Cure
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4911
<1min

Wonder Cure

While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an elderly gentlemen attend some of our Bible studies. When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright. ... read more..
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