Monthly Archive

January 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 126 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Do Not Disturb
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5168
<1min

Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway throu read more..
One-liner #0811
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1980
<1min

One-liner #0811

A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.... read more..
Three Things Thursday [Vol.2]
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2258
2 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.2]

Number one - I started reading Anna Karenina on my Christmas eReader, and it is way easier to get into than I expected! I downloaded it free from Kobo because it's a classic, and I like to be classy read more..
More on Praise
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2008
<1min

More on Praise

I read Psalm 50 today, and verses 12-15 emphasize so much what I have been thinking about praise. They say (God is speaking):"If I were hungry, I would not tell you,for the world and its fullness are read more..
Bull Frog Ant Crusher
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3690
<1min

Bull Frog Ant Crusher

This is why people don't have frogs as personal assistants! ... read more..
Get Along
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3001
<1min

Get Along

A cowboy walked into a pet store and asked to buy a Dachsund. The store clerk asked why he chose that breed and the cowboy replied, "Because someone told him to "get a long little doggy."... read more..
Quote #1263
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1890
<1min

Quote #1263

"Worry is stewing without doing." read more..
Praise Brings Power
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2166
2 min read

Praise Brings Power

I spent some time on my lunch today meditating on Revelation 4:11,Worthy are you, our Lord and God,to receive glory and honor and power,for you created all things,and by your will they existed and we read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3832 - January 10, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3832 - January 10, 2012

Issue #3832 Cybersalt News It's crazy busy around Cybersalt World headquarters these days!  Today there was just enough time to get out the mailings and add a read more..
Sympathy and Compassion
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2488
<1min

Sympathy and Compassion

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Jus... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 10, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1997
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2012

It's crazy busy around Cybersalt World headquarters these days!  Today there was just enough time to get out the mailings and add a new page to the FunBlog.  You'll find "Russian D... read more..
Russian Drifting
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3491
<1min

Russian Drifting

My apologies if there is any swearing in this video.  My Russian is limited to seeing that this is some awesome truck driving - drifting and all. ... read more..
One-liner #0810
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2058
<1min

One-liner #0810

"Polar bears can't jump."- Black bears read more..
Goober 2 by 4s
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4633
<1min

Goober 2 by 4s

A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man ... read more..
Quote #1262
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1918
<1min

Quote #1262

“The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as... read more..
Worth Dying For
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1728
<1min

Worth Dying For

The follower of Jesus who protects God's vision for his/her life will experience the blessings God has for his/her life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120108.mp3{/audio} Download {... read more..
Our Phase 1 Menu Plan
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2324
2 min read

Our Phase 1 Menu Plan

Each phase in the Maker's Diet is two weeks long, so my strategy for meal planning is to plan one week and then repeat it. We may eat meals in a different order the second week, but then we will be o read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3831 - January 7, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3831 - January 7, 2012

Issue #3831 Cybersalt News Enjoy today's mailing! Here is today's CleanLaugh Interview Excerpts The following, allegedly, are actual post-interview excerp read more..
Cybersalt News - January 7, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1108
<1min
Flag Opinion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2383
<1min

Flag Opinion

On this day in 1774 Betsy Ross asked a group of colonists for their opinion of the flag she had made. This was the first ever flag poll.... read more..
Quote #1261
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1931
<1min

Quote #1261

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."- E. B. White read more..
One-liner #0809
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2214
<1min

One-liner #0809

"I childproofed my house but they still get in." read more..
Interview Excerpts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4198
2 min read

Interview Excerpts

The following, allegedly, are actual post-interview excerpts collected from middle managers who, needless to say, probably did not hire any of the people mentioned here: 1. "Applicant stretched out o... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3830 - January 6, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3830 - January 6, 2012

Issue #3830 Cybersalt News There is only one newly updated funny picture page on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "CD Warrior" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictur read more..
Cybersalt News - January 6, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1793
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2012

There is only one newly updated funny picture page on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "CD Warrior" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cd-warrior Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
CD Warrior
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7274
<1min

CD Warrior

Jenny, come on down. Your blind date is here. ... read more..
One-liner #0808
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2014
<1min

One-liner #0808

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." read more..
Quote #1260
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2071
<1min

Quote #1260

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."- Charles Schulz read more..
Tough Teacher
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4329
<1min

Tough Teacher

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the ... read more..
A Diet Experiment
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2124
3 min read

A Diet Experiment

I wasn't going to post about the diet Matt and I are doing, but it's forty days long, and now that we are mostly through day 4 I am realizing how unsatisfying it will be to keep notes for the next mo read more..
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