Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 180 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Coffee Delay
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Coffee Delay

In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee. Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the co... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4008 - January 15, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4008 - January 15, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Building Facelift" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 14, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 14, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll fine "Snowman Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4x3 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Snowman Cry
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Snowman Cry

It was another cry for help from Pastor Tim. ... read more..
Tattoo Ten
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tattoo Ten

Ten things you don't want to hear in a tattoo Parlor: 1.  "Eagle?  I thought you said BEAGLE." 2.  "We're all out of red, so I used pink." 3.  "There are 3 B's in Bob, right?" 4.  "Sorry, sir, you... read more..
Health
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Health

Jeff is an attendant in a Laundromat. A woman came in, sat near him, and chain smoked cigarette after cigarette. The smoke was bothering him, so he turned on a fan. "Could you please point that thing... read more..
Self-Confidence Test
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Self-Confidence Test

Are you confident in your self-confidence? Try this test. First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you ... read more..
Quote #1415
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1415

"I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees." ~ G. K. Chesterton read more..
Cabbage Rule
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cabbage Rule

Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.... read more..
One-liner #0967
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0967

How many boxes of these thin mints do I need to eat before I see results?... read more..
Cafeteria Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cafeteria Sign

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note: "Take only one, God is watching." Moving through the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4007 - January 14, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4007 - January 14, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll fine "Snowman Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4x3 Enjoy the rest of today's ma... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 13, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 13, 2015

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:www.cybersalt.org/a43c Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Car Hauler
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Car Hauler

Ian spent $50 on straps to save $25 on delivery. ... read more..
Twin Calves
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Twin Calves

A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf.  Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was ful... read more..
One-liner #0966
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0966

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." read more..
Drive-thru Guy
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Drive-thru Guy

That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4006 - January 13, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4006 - January 13, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:www.cybersalt.org/a43c Enjoy the rest of today's ... read more..
Quote #1414
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1414

"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution." read more..
Granny's Visit
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Granny's Visit

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!" His grandmo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4005 - January 12, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4005 - January 12, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today: it's a video of grown men acting out the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory b... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 12, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 12, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today: it's a video of grown men acting out the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by little children. You'll find "The Story of the Unmerciful S... read more..
The Story of the Unmerciful Servant
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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The Story of the Unmerciful Servant

A tip of the hat to First Baptist Church of Marble Falls for knocking this video out of the part.  Enjoy adults re-enacting the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by kids. ... read more..
Food Coloring
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Food Coloring

I went to the doctor this morning because I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I am okay, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.... read more..
Quote #1413
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1413

“Not all those who wander are lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien... read more..
One-liner #0965
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0965

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.... read more..
Computer Dating
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Computer Dating

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The co... read more..
Passion
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Passion

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My hous... read more..
The YOUcerto
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The YOUcerto

If we trust Jesus, God takes the imperfections and failings or our lives and writes a beautiful song around them that reveals His strength and greatness. At the beginning of this sermon the congregat... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4004 - January 11, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4004 - January 11, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Whatever Happened to an Ol... read more..
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