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Monthly Archive

January 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 55 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2983

Lawnmower Words

A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the street with a "For Sale" sign on it. A man stopped him asked if the mower would run. The boy told him it would, so the man bought it. A ... read more..

One-liners
804

One-liner #1352

Definitions: A reactionary is a man who wants to face the past with confidence.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
371

Cybersalt News - January 31, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few weeks back I preached at the church Susan and I have been attending since I retired from local church pastoring. You can listen to "The Very Thing" at:gatewaybaptistc... read more..

Pakistan Handicrafts
Susheel Saleem
94

Lady's Embroidered Handbag

We're excited to present these amazing bags, handmade by Pakistani women. Each bag is beautiful on its own, and doubly eye-catching when matched with the right dress. These traditional bags are indiv... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
824

Irresistibly Loud

Yesterday I saw an ad that said, Radio for sale $1 Volume stuck on full I thought, "I can't turn that down."... read more..

Quotes
1539

Quote #1793

"Your wounds will either become walls of offense or windows of revelation depending on how you respond." - Unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3097

Restaurant Return

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
721

Nine Things About Aging

First, eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second, the older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third, some peopl... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
661

One-liner #1351

Definitions: A university is a community in which people make a living by taking in each other's brainwashing.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
357

Cybersalt News - January 27, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! On the Cybersalt Site, this week we learn about Rev. James Snyder's mid-January New Year's Resolutions status. You can read "The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jok... read more..

Clean Puns
679

Elementary, My Dear Watson!

Never trust an atom. They make up everything!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2237

The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes

When it comes to practical jokes, Yours Truly is always on the ready. Throughout my earthly passage, I have perpetuated my share of practical jokes. I will not enumerate them here, the simple reason b... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3235

Dog Exercises

You've seen those fitness ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there's no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
679

Human Nature Robbed

A burglar who needed money to pay his income taxes decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked... read more..

Quotes
3849

Quote #1792

"When you say 'There's too much evil in this world', you assume there's 'good'. When you assume there's good, you assume there's such a thing as a 'moral law' on the basis of which to differentiate read more..

One-liners
687

One-liner #1350

Definitions: Inflation is an economic device by which each man can make more than the next.... read more..

Quotes
1838

Quote #1790

"For Jesus, there are no countries to be conquered, no ideologies to be imposed, no people to be dominated. There are only children, women and men to be loved." - Henri Nouwen read more..

One-liners
723

One-liner #1348

Definitions Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.... read more..

Clean Puns
793

Final Word

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "No, go right ahead," the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat and sa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
359

Cybersalt News - January 20, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week we read about Rev. James Snyder's willingness to embrace a second childhood. You can read "Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around" at:www.cybersalt.org/go... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2236

Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly had the privilege of attending our youngest granddaughter's second birthday party. I wanted to go to her third birthday party but she w... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
703

Dating Apparel

Girlfriend: "What jersey should I buy?" Boyfriend: "Buy a goalie's jersey!" Girlfriend: "Why?" Boyfriend: "So I can tell people my girlfriend is a keeper!"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3419

Watergate Bug

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel. The new bride is concerned and asked, "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says, "Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug." He looks behind th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2228

Faithfulness

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighborhood for so... read more..

Quotes
963

Quote #1791

"Churches are not museums that display perfect people. They are hospitals where the wounded, hurt, injured and broken find healing." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
663

One-liner #1349

Definitions: That is that word which should be used instead of which.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
353

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2628

Sally's Find

An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old scho... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2741

Spelling Information

"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in y read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2536

Judge Gently

Pray don’t find fault with the man who limpsOr stumbles along the road,Unless you have worn the shoes that hurt,Or struggled beneath his load.There may be tacks in his shoes that hurt,Though hidden aw... read more..

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