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Monthly Archive

February 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 57 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
774

Quote #1802

"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
618

One-liner #1360

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
597

Introducing Manners

New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3394

Doctor's Writing

Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass. Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
329

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomorrow we all start... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3008

Transplant Prices

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
733

Quote #1801

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
953

Traffic Calming

I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
673

One-liner #1359

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
666

Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
331

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7719

Who Am I?

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
718

X-Ray Innocence

A young girl of 4 was told she needed an X-ray after an accident. Her mother tried to calm her down, but she was still nervous when the time came for the X-Ray. When she came out of the X-ray room, ho... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2336

Quote #1800

"Wedding vows are not a declaration of present love but a mutually binding promise of future love." - Tim Keller read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
813

Diet Interview

Conflict Resolution: Always ask angry vegans what their beef is.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
781

One-liner #1358

I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
298

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2019

Oh look, Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3340

Two Wishes Granted

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and tu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
652

First Impressions Boss

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. Th... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1198

Quote #1799

"Be much in secret prayer. Converse less with man, and more with God." - George Whitefield read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
708

Played Down

So, you bought a deck of giant novelty playing cards. Big deal!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
674

One-liner #1357

I have a twin brother - he's identical, but I am not.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3289

Visiting Friends

Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been three weeks now --Are you leaving us soon?We'll all miss your snoringAnd carrying on,But please--Won't you... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
317

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs more of his friend Tom. You can read "I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-miss-my-good-friend-to... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
662

I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery

This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were having a conversation. Of course, it was more like a monologue, but you know how that works. We were thinking back over the years of o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3243

Wedding Cake Verse

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads, "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1919

Aging

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her. "Trust me," she... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
790

Quote #1798

"If we don't teach our children to follow Christ, the world will teach them not to." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
731

Pulpit Grammar

A little primer for homiletics: I heard you say you speak good. I know you meant well.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
649

One-liner #1356

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.... read more..

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