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Monthly Archive

February 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
0

One-liner #1454

Nice perfume; must you marinate in it??... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
798

Quote #1892

"Don't ask kids what they want to be when they grow up but what problems do they want to solve. This changes the conversation from who do I want to work for, to what do I need to learn to be able to read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
720

Pet Names

My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian and Diminished. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2670

Troubled Father

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1105

Generation Ford

"When my husband, Mark, took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2847

White Hairs

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brun... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
285

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to H. McCarthy who sent in today's chicken picture. Also, thanks to subscriber "SmackTavish" for letting me know that last Sunday's "Security" illustration shoul... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
459

One-liner #1453

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
881

Quote #1891

"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always." - Brad Meltzer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
660

Petrolfied

Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline? Jerry can!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
718

Security

A friend who lives in NYC has six locks on his door; all in a row. When he goes out, he only locks every other one. That way, no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always lock... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
880

10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code. 2. Graphics arrive via FedEx. 3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection. 4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it dis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
280

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been having having more fun with telemarketers and his cell phone. You can read "Did I Just Call Myself?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
662

One-liner #1452

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
454

Quote #1890

"Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." - Rumi read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
579

Label Truth

That "best by" date stamp is really just a spoiler alert.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
279

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 02-20-2020! Thanks to Forrest G. for today's chicken picture which came at a very good time! The last couple of days have been a little glum for me here at Cybersalt Worl... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2247

Finding Danny

"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhe read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
526

One-liner #1451

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
716

Quote #1889

"Faith, however, is not intellectual understanding; faith is a deliberate commitment to the person of Jesus Christ, even when I can't see the way ahead." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1599

Leadership

On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through wal... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7293

Three Times Seven

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and at the very end asked him, "What is three ti... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
679

Try the Housse Salad

He: I'll have the mouse, please. Waitress: That's mousse, sir. He: Never mind then; that'll be way too much food.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
569

I Sure Miss My Old Typewriter

I was going through my office the other day looking for something, and then I saw it for the first time in many years. It was my old typewriter. Most people today have no idea what the typewriter is.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
274

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Yes, last Chicken Thursday I shared the wrong link for the new "No Overnight Parking" funny picture - another error between my keyboard and my seat. Thanks for catching tha... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
634

Ears First

I won a chocolate bunny at the fair. It was a hollow victory.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
644

Quote #1888

"Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses ... sometimes the 'M' is silent." - unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1616

Bullying

A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2486

Passing Pain

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why not?" he asks. She answers back, "Becau... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
490

One-liner #1450

Adults are just kids who owe money.... read more..

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