March 2016

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4056 - March 23, 2016

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4056 - March 23, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Nothing Written On It" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nothing-written-on-it Enjoy the rest of today' read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Nothing Written On It" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nothing-written-on-it Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

22 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

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What Gives You?

Preamble: As I hope you know, understand, and even appreciate, the PearlyGates list/section features clean, theologically and/or politically incorrect jokes and humor. I mention this as an introductio... read more..

22 Mar

Illustrations

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Perfection

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, ... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Nothing Written On It

Be careful when you order a cake withnothing written on it. ... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Oil Spill

After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the convenience store to get another bag t... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Elephant Pictures

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Elephant Exhaustion

Tina's first day at the office was exhausting. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4055 - March 22, 2016

22 Mar

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4055 - March 22, 2016

Cybersalt News I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funn read more..

21 Mar

Clean Jokes

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No Speaka Da German

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including th... read more..

21 Mar

Illustrations

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Mandatory Attendance

It used to be that in order for a college student to receive credit for a particular course, a card that listed his or her courses had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, pol... read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1459

"You can't take it with you. The Egyptians tried and they got robbed." - Denzel Washington read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1458

"I find the Trinity endlessly interesting but hopelessly above my pay grade and station." - Leonard Sweet read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1457

"At the end of the day, God's power is not primarily about victory over your particular situation. It's about the glory of His name on earth. Sometimes He does that by giving you victory over an obs read more..

21 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

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Drug Dealer Tax Help

Attention Drug Dealers operating in the Randall County area: Tax Season is upon you! With the April 15th deadline rapidly approaching, we know how hard it can be for you to provide a detailed ac... read more..

21 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Lightheaded at Work

"These sparks are making me so lightheaded." read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4054 - March 21, 2016

21 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4054 - March 21, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mail read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 21, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 22, 2016

I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funny Elephant Pictu... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Mail Problems

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repe... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Home Mechanic Tools

Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of radar device to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are tr... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4053 - March 20, 2016

20 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4053 - March 20, 2016

Cybersalt News Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not pr read more..

20 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 20, 2016

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not preaching on Palm ... read more..