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Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

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Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..

Unfortunately, those who needed it most were working during the workplace safety seminar. read more..

The city union's work to rule campaign was affecting traffic. ... read more..

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied.  "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..

Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect after a poor choice of civilian vehicles to commandeer. ... read more..

This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.- Th... read more..

" When the Christ appears, no one will know where He comes from" (John 7:27b). Some of the Jerusalem folks think Jesus is paranoid. Others won't even consider whether He might be the promised Messiah read more..

Little Kenny wanted to look his best for the first day of daycare. ... read more..

Things got noisy when an extremely groggy Martha tried to put her slippers on. ... read more..

Sherry's cat never expected the big surprise was a puppy. ... read more..

Angels announced the good news; Gizmo was ready to enforce it. Picture created especially for Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org byLisa's Cat Lover's Pages ... read more..

Benny thought he'd try a trick he saw on the nature channel. ... read more..

Benny thought he'd try a trick he saw on the nature channel. ... read more..

Motorcycle Madness. read more..

Even the animals at the zoo knew Pastor Tim's tie was a fashion disaster. read more..

Taxpayers were not happy with how trustees were spending the education budget. ... read more..

In retrospect, perhaps using live electrical wire for Ben's swat toy wasn't the best of ideas. ... read more..