Monthly Archive

March 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 52 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
783

Time Alone Is Time Invested

During the past week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been spending quite a bit of time together. I cannot recall any time that we have spent this much time together. The ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1832

Quote #1899

  I have a great need for Christ: I have a great Christ for my need. - Charles Spurgeon read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
824

Contest Dejection

I just can't get over the fact that I lost that fishing tournament! I'm still reeling.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
770

One-Liner #1461

Friendly checkout clerk... thanks for keeping me that way!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3229

Waiting for Years

We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1898

The Fight Within

An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. "One is evil - he is anger, envy,... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
594

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am often embarrassed by some of the stuff that is put out there in the name of Jesus and His church. Not so with this wonderful video: Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
865

Quote #1898

"If we close our minds to church history, we say in effect that the story of what GOD has done since that time means nothing to us." - J. Philip Arthur read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
900

Legume Passing

RIP Mr. Peanut, you'll have an open casket - it will be ajar.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
801

One-Liner #1460

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560

Jury Selection

The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O'Brian was called for his question session. "Property holder?" "Yes, I am, Your Honor.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3115

Best Service

A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service was best. The fight was so heated they eventually killed each other. Soon, they found themselves in Heaven. Seeing St. Pete... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3028

Seen in the Cafeteria

At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He found the man's e-mail address and sent him a message. When Dad received a reply, he was insulted and fired back... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1976

Prayer, Faith

A tale is told about a small town that had historically been "dry," but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern. A group of Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
834

The World Needs More Grandfathers

As time has gone by, I have learned a few things. According to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, I have not learned enough yet, but that's just her opinion. She gave me a great compliment the ot... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
571

Cybersalt News - March 22, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! In this time in which we are living, this song settles my soul. Rev. James Snyder uses a computer but his old, long-gone typewriter still holds a place in his heart! You... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1026

Quote #1897

"A real sign of spiritual maturity is looking to God for purpose and perspective instead of comfort and convenience." - Lysa TerKeurst read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
965

Defining Thanks

Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora. It means alot!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
773

One-Liner #1459

Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly, next week: turn signals!!!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4076

Where's the Beef

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2267

What's Important Is…

What's important is... not what kind of car you drive, but rather how many people you give a lift. What's important is... not the size of your house, but rather the number of people you welcome into ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
517

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In these days of social distancing I thought it might be nice to meet together in an online Zoom call. I have set one up for tomorrow, Friday March 20th at 1:00pm (that is... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2874

Full Hotel

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no ro... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
950

Quote #1896

"People don't drift toward holiness, they drift toward compromise and call it tolerance, and drift toward disobedience and call it freedom." - D. A. Carson read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
892

Well Understood Husband

My wife thinks I over-analyse our marriage, which, to be frank completely contradicts the findings of my report.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
781

Oneliner # 1458

You! Off my planet!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2993

Moving Smith

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1802

Christian Capitalism

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but could... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
512

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! You have already heard enough about that thing that is going on so let's have a little break from it together. Rev. James Snyder is a man who likes his peanut butter and d... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
813

Podcast Snack

I went shopping for cherries and a microphone. Bought a bing; bought a boom.... read more..

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