Monthly Archive

April 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 119 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - April 11, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 11, 2012

There's a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and entertain you in the end.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/mn... read more..
Ballet Audition
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Ballet Audition

There was once a beautiful fairy who yearned to be a ballet dancer. When she heard that the Royal Ballet was holding auditions in a nearby town, she harnessed 100 white pigeons to her chariot and flew... read more..
Foreign Pizza
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Foreign Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge t... read more..
One-liner #0835
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0835

"Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..
Quote #1284
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1284

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."- Tom Robbins read more..
Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy

This video may seem to start out slow, but don't let that rob you of the fun that comes along! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3851 - April 10, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3851 - April 10, 2012

Issue #3851 Cybersalt News Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace!  Maisie's funeral was last week.  For those who are interested, audio read more..
Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012

Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace!  Maisie's funeral was last week.  For those who are interested, audio and video of her funeral is on the www.asleepinchrist.... read more..
Flat Screen TV
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Flat Screen TV

 Some flat screens install easier than others. read more..
As They Get Old Pun - Part 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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As They Get Old Pun - Part 2

As They Get Old . . . Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticultu... read more..
Sick Days
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sick Days

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendi... read more..
One-liner #0834
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0834

"The plan for the paperless office looked good  . . . on paper." read more..
Quote #1283
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1283

"Contentment begins where comparison ends." read more..
Christ Lives - So Should We!
Easter
Pastor Tim
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Christ Lives - So Should We!

In light of the resurrection of Jesus, we should live too! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120408.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Spending Time
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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3 min read

Spending Time

Recently, taking some quiet time to reflect on my goals and priorities helped me decide to try and sell my old textbooks. I always liked having them around just in case I needed to look something up, ... read more..
Reading Less to Do More
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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4 min read

Reading Less to Do More

I read a lot of blogs. It's a pretty entertaining pastime, and it always gives me something interesting to think and talk about. A friend of mine asked me how I find the blogs I read, and the answer i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3850 - April 3, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3850 - April 3, 2012

Issue #3850 Cybersalt News Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today.  Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep a read more..
Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012

Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today.  Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a l... read more..
Bluegrass Birdy
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Bluegrass Birdy

Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen! ... read more..
Terror Cells in Church
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Terror Cells in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.... read more..
Seattle Cinderella
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native? Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?... read more..
One-liner #0833
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual." read more..
Quote #1282
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."- Abraham Lincoln read more..
Senate Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Senate Comeback

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the othe... read more..
Staged Healing
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Staged Healing

The work of healing God has for you may happen in stages. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence.  There are a few things to catch you up on. First of all, remember my article entitled, "Where Are The... read more..
Quote #1281
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1281

"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."- Ellen Glasgow read more..
As They Get Old Pun - Part 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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As They Get Old Pun - Part 1

As They Get Old . . . Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old architects never die... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3849 - April 1, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3849 - April 1, 2012

Issue #3849 Cybersalt News Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence.  There are a few things to catch you up on. First read more..
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