Monthly Archive

May 2014

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 54 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Leaving Pamplona
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Leaving Pamplona

"I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of no-bull pursuits." read more..
One-liner #0953
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0953

"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club." read more..
Computer Acronyms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Computer Acronyms

For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill'... read more..
Spring Air
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Spring Air

Spring is in air. I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 9, 2014

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Hush Puppy
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hush Puppy

What my friend means to say is, "No, we haven't seen your shoes." ... read more..
Quote #1400
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1400

"The God who created us is better than the God we've created." read more..
One-liner #0952
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0952

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.... read more..
What is a Goober?
Policies
Pastor Tim
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What is a Goober?

What's a Goober? Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've included a pict... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3990 - May 9, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3990 - May 9, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! To read more..
Goober Airlines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Airlines

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 5, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 5, 2014

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone for your comments about the www.independentsportsnews.com web site that I have been helping develop these last number of months.  For those ... read more..
Addicted to Smoking
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Addicted to Smoking

MIDDLESBROUGH, England - Yvonne Stubbs has decided to give up smoking, not for health reasons, but to help cure her pet dog's 20-a-day addiction to cigarettes. Her dog Patch, a Jack Russell, immediat... read more..
Let's Play House
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Let's Play House

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day.The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"Sally replied, "I want you to co... read more..
Quote #1399
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1399

"The degree to which we understand the depth of our own forgiveness is the degree to which we'll forgive others." read more..
Sheep Bullets
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sheep Bullets

Sheep may safely graze: bullets may not.... read more..
One-liner #0951
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0951

I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.... read more..
Rejected Rejection
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Rejected Rejection

Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment&nb... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3989 - May 5, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3989 - May 5, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone for your comments about the www.independentsportsnews.com web site that I have been helping develop these read more..
A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering

In the midst of suffering, followers of Jesus can still live in hope, remembering that God has not abandoned them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140504.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Hawaii or Havaii
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hawaii or Havaii

These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So t... read more..
Christian Tingle
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Christian Tingle

Here's a wonderful satire of online Christian dating sites. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 2, 2014

Greetings and salutations from the land of the lost - well the land of the lost in other things that is! Some of you have been inquiring about where on earth I am and wondering if something has happe... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3988 - May 2, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3988 - May 2, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News Greetings and salutations from the land of the lost - well the land of the lost in other things that is! Some of you have been inquiring about where on earth I read more..
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