Monthly Archive

May 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 75 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Surgery Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9262
<1min

Surgery Pun

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you'r... read more..
The King's Highway
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2785
2 min read

The King's Highway

Once a king had a great highway built for the members of his kingdom. After it was completed, but before it was opened to the public, the king decided to have a contest. He invited as many as desired ... read more..
Second Grade Math
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4751
<1min

Second Grade Math

I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according to their common characteristics.Pictur... read more..
Wish Split
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3723
<1min

Wish Split

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer were in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decided to walk up and down the be... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4258 - May 18, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4258 - May 18, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4258                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 18, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1286
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you've ever gotten all worked up to do something and then lost your nerve, you know how the cat feels in today's newest Funny Cat picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll read more..
Cat and Peacock
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
11103
<1min

Cat and Peacock

On second thought . . . LET ME IN !!!!!!! ... read more..
One-liner #1190
One-liners
Susan Davis
2057
<1min

One-liner #1190

The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car: "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you!"... read more..
Quote #1637
Quotes
Susan Davis
1883
<1min

Quote #1637

"He that can take rest is greater than he who can take cities." - Benjamin Franklin read more..
Geometry
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3922
<1min

Geometry

Geometry: Without it life is pointless.... read more..
Parenting Progress
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1887
<1min

Parenting Progress

Our three year-old granddaughter, Audrey, had just been through an episode of potty training by her Mom, who expressed concerns about her slow progress. Audrey, somewhat tired of the proces... read more..
Murphy's Laws for Parents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2717
<1min

Murphy's Laws for Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leak proof thermoses will. 3. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional read more..
Cybersalt News - May 14, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1368
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2017

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day - for those of you who are celebrating. I know it's not an easy day for many. I hope you have people around you who understand ... read more..
Motherhood Gone Awry
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1447
<1min

Motherhood Gone Awry

When motherhood, or any other significant or role or relationship, goes awry, remember that God sees you, hears you, and that you are significant to Him.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4257 - May 14, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4257 - May 14, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4257                           Cybersalt N... read more..
My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1977
4 min read

My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice

Nothing is more important to a blissful marriage than finding a point of agreement. Every veteran husband knows if he wants to change his wife’s mind about anything, just agree with her. It is amazing... read more..
Quote #1636
Quotes
Susan Davis
2116
<1min

Quote #1636

"There are two great days in a person's life: the day you are born, and the day you discover why." - William Barclay read more..
Cooking Spice
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2533
<1min

Cooking Spice

William Tell was not only a great patriot and a great archer, he was also a great cook. One day, after he had prepared a new dish for his friends, he said, "I think there is one or more spices missin... read more..
Brotherly Advice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3549
<1min

Brotherly Advice

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman. "Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard." So Mickey cl... read more..
Starting Over
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9571
<1min

Starting Over

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."... read more..
One-liner #1189
One-liners
Susan Davis
1970
<1min

One-liner #1189

Sometimes my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4256 - May 11, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4256 - May 11, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4256                           Cybersalt ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 11, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1327
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cremation was not widely accepted when it started to become practice in the western world. It doesn't look good for the newest form of disposal either. You'll see what we read more..
Funeral Chipper
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
24461
<1min

Funeral Chipper

Because cremation is not for everyone. ... read more..
Dead Men
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3796
<1min

Dead Men

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead, when in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psyc... read more..
5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14025
3 min read

5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

1.  What are you thinking about?2.  Do you love me?3.  Do I look fat?4.  Do you think she is prettier than me?5.  What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so d read more..
Train Fuel
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2276
<1min

Train Fuel

A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal. The engineer said to his fireman, "We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you se... read more..
Integrity #2
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2321
<1min

Integrity #2

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and... read more..
One-liner #1188
One-liners
Susan Davis
2188
<1min

One-liner #1188

Kids today don't know how easy they have it: when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.... read more..
Quote #1635
Quotes
Susan Davis
2079
<1min

Quote #1635

"Humanity's particular beauty is only possible because of its brave fragility. Look to your vulnerable God." - Ann Voskamp read more..
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