Monthly Archive

May 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 72 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Rebellion
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2922
<1min

Rebellion

When I worked for the security department of a large retail store, my duties included responding to fire and burglar alarms. A side door of the building was wired with a security alarm, because it was... read more..
One-liner #1476
One-liners
Susan Davis
1491
<1min

One-liner #1476

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..
Testing Modules Anywhere
Uncategorised
1305
<1min
Not Everything Is As It Seems
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1813
4 min read

Not Everything Is As It Seems

For the last five days, I have not been able to sleep nor close my eyes at night. It’s been a nightmare. During the last four weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been s... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 17, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1072
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! It was recently announced that Dr. Ravi Zacharias, of the most respected thinkers and apologists of this generation, is terminally ill with cancer. In this week's vide... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4549 - May 17, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4549 - May 17, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It was recently announced that Dr. Ravi Zacharias, of the most respected thinkers and apologists of this generation, is terminally ill with cancer. In read more..
Quote #1913
Quotes
Susan Davis
1451
<1min

Quote #1913

“If you try to grow the church, you may or may not get disciples. But if you grow disciples, you will always get the church.” - Mike Breen read more..
40 Year Solution
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3873
<1min

40 Year Solution

My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He also says that they ha... read more..
Wearied Woman
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3339
<1min

Wearied Woman

My wife took up gardening. All she grew was tired.... read more..
One-Liner #1475
One-liners
Susan Davis
1453
<1min

One-Liner #1475

There's more to photography than meets the eye.... read more..
Bible Speed Reading
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2417
<1min

Bible Speed Reading

The pastor had been disturbed by a person who was a fast reader. "We shall now read the Twenty-third Psalm in unison," he announced. "Will the lady who is always by 'the still waters' while the rest... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4548 - May 14, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4548 - May 14, 2020

  Issue #4548                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the new (to me) quotes from the last read more..
Cybersalt News - May 14, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1092
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the new (to me) quotes from the last couple of weeks is "We're not all in the same boat, we're all in the same storm." I was reminded of this today when I received a... read more..
Animal Gifts
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4988
<1min

Animal Gifts

A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man was the boss, he gave a horse. To the hou... read more..
Work Phrases Explained
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4177
<1min

Work Phrases Explained

Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters. All New: Parts not interchangeable with existing models. Approved: Needs revising Automatic: That which you cannot repa... read more..
Missteps
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2648
<1min

Missteps

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I missed my step and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be... read more..
Quote #1912
Quotes
Susan Davis
1718
<1min

Quote #1912

  "When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live. He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal with v read more..
On Ice
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1898
<1min

On Ice

Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver. But I'm sure he will resurface eventually.... read more..
One-Liner #1474
One-liners
Susan Davis
1579
<1min

One-Liner #1474

I would give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!... read more..
Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1891
4 min read

Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing

For the last several weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself have been enjoying some quiet time in our parsonage. I cannot remember the last time we had such quiet time all to ourselv... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 10, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1070
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today is Mother's Day and with the worldwide pandemic it will be a very different one for most of us. Today, let's also remember that Mother's day was already difficult for... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4547 - May 10, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4547 - May 10, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today is Mother's Day and with the worldwide pandemic it will be a very different one for most of us. Today, let's also remember that Mother's day was alrea read more..
My Mother the Car
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3054
<1min

My Mother the Car

At the Museum of Television: "The first episode of 'My Mother the Car' marks the very first airing of an auto-pilot."... read more..
One-Liner #1473
One-liners
Susan Davis
1541
<1min

One-Liner #1473

Mother: She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along.... read more..
Quote #1911
Quotes
Susan Davis
1881
<1min

Quote #1911

"Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever." - unknown read more..
Tired Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6416
<1min

Tired Mom

I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in bed with my husband when I got home. Zack squirms so much it is impossible to get a decent night's sleep when ... read more..
Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3197
<1min

Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. Finally,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4546 - May 7, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4546 - May 7, 2020

  Issue #4546                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Down through my life many people have wished read more..
Cybersalt News - May 7, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1067
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Down through my life many people have wished I would cover my face when going out in public. Wish granted! Grandma Cybersalt and I are very thankful to a friend of ours ... read more..
Deputy Application
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5925
<1min

Deputy Application

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a goober read more..
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