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Monthly Archive

June 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 56 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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Pastor Tim
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Advertising Gone Bad

Advertising Has Gone Too Far! Well, yes lots of the time it has. The image originally on this page is no longer here because it turned out to be copyrighted. I could have just deleted this page but... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Car Promise

Dad, I promise I won't scratch the car again! ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Great Exercise Program

Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.AS ALWAYS, ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Marriage Marathon

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the s... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Hidden Entrance

After you are in, please follow the signs to the secret exit. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Card Reader Instructions

Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having to exp... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Make Times of Peace Times of Purpose

King Asa is an example of how we should make times of peace times of purpose. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110626.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110626.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Not For Lunch

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch.... read more..

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Tow Truck Dunk

Gilligan, you've done it again! read more..

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Pastor Tim
2866

Grandmothers

The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own.  She likes other people's.A grandfather is a man grandmo... read more..

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Computer Tent

Even on vacation, Louis likes to check his e-mail! ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2888

Swallowed a Coin

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes... read more..

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Sign Hell

It finally happened - and not too soon for some sports teams! read more..

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Monkey Principal

Principal Kelly never understood why students giggled when he reprimanded them for monkey business in the halls. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Broken Scale

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagooberA goober holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use t... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
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Uz and Buz Magnets

Uz and Buz Magnets ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Sign Return

I was on board the USS Kitty Hawk when we docked in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo.One morning, as the local fishing fleet passed by on its way out to sea, a boat came too close to our ship. A Marine... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Ten Laws of Life

1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of Itchiban)2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Incuranctions So Sorry Law)3. Whe read more..

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Microsoft Electric Piano

Microsoft's New Electric Piano read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Surgery Headache

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Fight for God's Reward

If you want to receive reward from God, you need to fight for it. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110619.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110619.mp3"> ... read more..

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Scamp Trailer Boat

Usually the trailer goes under the boat. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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You Might be a Pastor If...

~ You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.~ You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to waken and discover that you were.~ You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than the church organist.~ You se... read more..

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My Kind of Exercise

This is my kind of exercise program. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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School Excuse

At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Goodwill Offering

During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he served for some months, his hat was passed around for a goodwill offering.When it returned to the pastor, it was e... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Goodwill Offering

During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he served for some months, his hat was passed around for a goodwill offering.When it returned to the pastor, it was e... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Jeep Flat

PRIVATE! I said fix the flat on the jeep! ... read more..

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Drought Conditions

Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.One asked the other how bad the drought was in his area.The other replied, “Well it's got so bad they've closed two lanes at the local swimming po... read more..

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