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Monthly Archive

June 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
1821

Quote #1650

"Be kind. You never know how many times a mom got up last night." - KitchenFunWithMy3Sons.com read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
880

Quote #1649

"You don't have to agree on anything to be kind to everyone." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
602

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today - or is it a funny bathroom picture? You be the judge. You'll find "Transmission Sink" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5360

Lost In Canada

An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what seemed like forever, they finally came to a city. When they saw a gentleman on the sidewalk they pulled up to t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2707

Danny's Shortage

Little Danny O'Brien, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble.  He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the head and generally caused mischief un... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
12564

Transmission Sink

If you make one of these make sure you wash it often to avoid the transmission of germs. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2865

Coffee for Grandma

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. Th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1472

Options

I bought a great new toilet seat recently. On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it. Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it. My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
992

One-liner #1202

One-liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
570

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. If parenting seems like a mystery to you, it's because a big part of it is. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
563

Faith is for Groups

The people of Israel crossing through the Red Sea are an example of how faith is for groups too. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170625.mp3{/audio} read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1185

Quote #1648

"Consistency in prayer will not come and lie at your feet. You need to fight for it with a determined resolve. And this is where the foundation of prayer is laid, in resolution. People who often exp read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1064

To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question

There are all kinds of questions in this world of ours. Most are rather annoying. It would not surprise me in the least if there were a gang of hooligans somewhere hired to make up silly questions. If... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1072

One-liner #1201

One-liner Advice: Every ambitious man should be modest.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5278

Got the Munchies?

Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why her absence was noticed lately. The pastor decided to drop by her house to check up on her after the Sunday servi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2051

Take Out Talk

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a v... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
619

First Impressions Passenger

A passenger is in a plane enjoying the view of the clouds when a man in a parachute appears at the window. The man says "Would you like to join me?" The passenger responds with, "No thanks." The man... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2848

After Me

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone compan read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3045

Stop vs. Slow Down

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the officer explai... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
544

Cybersalt News - June 22, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy second day of summer to the northern hemisphere. Our 4-year-old grandson is visiting us for 2 weeks, so there is no new page on the Cybersalt Site today. Enjo read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
7776

Quote #1647

"God never negotiates with men. Jesus Christ's death on the cross put an end to any kind of negotiations. It is now Christ or nothing. It is now God's word in its entirety or nothing." - A.W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
848

One-liner #1200

Another "World's Oldest Man" has died; this is beginning to look suspicious.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
16183

Sausage Pun

At the diner, my breakfast arrived with only three sausages instead of the usual four. The waitress explained that the cook had dropped one and was making another. Soon the cook dashed out of the kitc... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
580

Cybersalt News - June 18, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Also, happy Father's Day to those celebrating today (and to my dad in the picture on the right.) The church I pastor is grieving the sudden passing of a wonderful young wom... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
649

Parenting Mystery

One of the challenges of parenting is raising our children amongst the mystery of how/what God is working in/through their lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170618.mp3{/audio} read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
988

One-liner #1199

So, apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1167

Quote #1646

“The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.” - Antoine François Prévost d'Exiles, Manon Lescaut read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1069

Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?

After about a million days of toil, sweat and aggravation, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I decided to take a few days off and relax. I am not a real expert when it comes to relaxing. I h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4833

A Father's Method

A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the g... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1718

Fatherly Pride

My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause two is more than one! And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes--I... read more..

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