Monthly Archive

August 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hey Norton!

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What He Says - What He Means

"I'm going fishing."    Really means: "I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand all day, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "It's a guy thing."    Really me read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4751 - August 4, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The other day, Grandma Cybersalt sent me an email inviting me to a date: "Invitation: Septic Pump Out @ Thu Aug ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - Aug 4, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The other day, Grandma Cybersalt sent me an email inviting me to a date: "Invitation: Septic Pump Out @ Thu Aug 4, 2022 8am - 12pm" Of course, I accepted right away because... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Stupid Excuses

German police caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 80 miles per hour on a busy highway, Wednesday. "He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Anniversary Flight

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and aske... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2108

"Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers, or you can grow weeds." - William Wordsworth read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2109

"Anyone who has struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor." - James Baldwin read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1671

The best revenge is living well. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

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