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Monthly Archive

August 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
543

Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint

Normally, I’m not a superstitious sort of a person. But then again there is a good case to be made that I am really not normal. If you stop to think about it, (and I have), the average person is a com... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
629

Quote #1849

"Lord, please do us a massive favor. Make sin appear utterly ugly and exceedingly sinful to us." - Bob Sorge read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
570

Fowl Watchers

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3229

Black Snake

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled. "What ha... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3786

Offering, Giving, Complaining

A man and his ten-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home. At the boy's insistence, they decided to attend the Sunday worship service at a small rural church. The father forgot to bring an... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
579

One-Liner #1408

Self-Annihilating Descriptions We're home at the usual time, for a change!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
324

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today I'd like to share a new project I just launched for a client. It's the "DeHaan on Fire" YouTube channel where I'll be interviewing world famous fire investigator, Dr.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1789

Quote #1848

"If being hurt by church causes you to lose faith in God, then your faith was in people not in God." - Larry Bluford Jr. read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
655

Code Consumption

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12673

Forgetting Something

A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it struck him that he had forgotten something. Twice he stopped, counted his parcels, searched his pockets, but f... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1542

Tips From Cowboys, Everyday Wisdom

~ Never squat with your spurs on! ~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day. ~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.... Neither one works. ~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
478

One-Liner #1407

Self-Annihilating Descriptions No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2759

Best We Could

Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past nume... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
298

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Forty-eight years of marriage has taught Rev. James Snyder when to giggle and when to think of broccoli. You can learn more about how and why by reading "It’s Hard for Me t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1828

Fear of Death

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
600

It’s Hard for Me to Conceal a Giggle

Throughout life, I have discovered many challenges. Some I have handled fairly well and others have handled me pretty badly. That is what makes life so interesting. Every day there is a challenge to ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3835

Strange Problem

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a p... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
793

Quote #1847

  "This is God's universe, and God does things His way. You may have a better way, but you don't have a universe." - Vernon McGee read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
718

One-Liner #1406

Self-Annihilating Description It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
720

Get a Second Opinion

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2449

More Years to Come

Esther had a heart attack and was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience, during which she saw God and asked if this was the end for her. God said, "No" and e... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
340

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! All is quiet around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Summer is about to wind down, it looks like all our wonderful visits from company have happened and taken their place as c... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
550

One-Liner #1405

I will now predict an unanticipated result.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
716

Quote #1846

"The reason the world is not seeing Jesus is that Christian people are not filled with Jesus. They are satisfied with attending meetings weekly, reading the Bible occasionally, and praying sometimes read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
583

Pass It Along

The Patron Saint of copying people into emails is St. Francis of a CC.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3374

Age Question

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?" One ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1303

Good Company

A married couple checked in at the Korean Air counter to pick up their tickets. As the smiling Korean woman processed their tickets, the wife asked, "Are these good seats?" "They are very good seats,... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
299

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This past week, I made another trip to Avatar Grove here on Vancouver Island. I thought I'd share a picture of myself with a different tree there. This is perhaps the large... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
3303

Quote #1845

"A lack of boundaries often invites a lack of respect." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
803

Are You Surprised?

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.... read more..

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