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Monthly Archive

August 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 51 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
659

Oh, for a Life like My Kitty

The other night the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching the news on TV. All it showed was riots, looting, and chaos, which has become the normal. When will they ever get back to bro... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
506

I Love a Mystery When It's a Mystery

Because of the situation we are in these days, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some significant time watching mysteries. We enjoy a mystery movie. I have always loved mysterie... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2358

Tower Time

The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason? What good is it if you have the inclination, but you don't have the time?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
241

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday was International Dog Day (for dogs it actually felt like International Dog Week.) To mark the occasion, lots of people were posting pictures of their pooches onl... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3229

Smart Bully

As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school.  They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable.  It took hi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
484

Quote #1941

  CFO to CEO: "What happens if we invest in developing our people and then they leave us?" CEO: "What happens if we don't and they stay?" - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
417

One-Liner #1503

Home-Schooling Update: My child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2865

Lawyer Choice

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school, both came from good families, and both ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4297

Acceptance Pun

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was runnin... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
851

What It Was, Was a Peach Tree

For some reason, this week, I had been thinking of my maternal grandfather. I was named after him, and therefore we had a connection. I was thinking about him because this month I turned the same age... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
277

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because my server was under a DOS attack on Wednesday night. In this case DOS stands for Denial of Service. I know it sounds... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
825

Quote #1940

 "Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
454

One-Liner #1502

The Five Symptoms of Laziness: 1. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2896

One and Ten

Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it. "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God." the little girl rep... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2487

Fashion Amendment

Wear sleeveless shirts! Support your right to bare arms!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1375

Obstacles

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
617

Are Homemade Cookies Addictive?

Some people say we are living in the "new normal." I'm not sure exactly what they mean, and I don't have the time to ask, nor the desire. If the "new normal" is what I have been experiencing in the p... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
292

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I cannot remember a time when I have been so often speechless at the state of the world, not to mention the sheer selfishness and stupidity of so many people. A few times t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
487

Quote #1939

"The reason many of us stop praying and become hard toward God is that we only have an emotional interest in prayer." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
424

One-Liner #1501

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you're SUPER ANGRY!"  Maybe she'll laugh; maybe you'll die.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3830

You're Not A Monk

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6587

Band-Aids

Why do you put band-aids in the fridge? For cold cuts!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2037

Superstition

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
247

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that today's one liner is number 1500! Back in grade school I hated having to do lines, but apparently over that. In other news, it was a windy day at Cyber... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2303

Temperance River

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And i... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4512

Dear Milkman…

A long time ago, when milk was delivered to the door by a milkman, people would sometimes leave notes. The following are some of those notes received by milkmen and preserved for our entertainment tod... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3848

Life's Bubble

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good for a while, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." ~Mitch Hedberg read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1374

Instructions

My mother was recently on a flight returning from Utah. As the plane was a small puddle jumper, the flight attendants were required to demonstrate the life vest, the oxygen mask, etc. instead of turni... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
420

Quote #1938

"Pain demands to be felt, or it will demand you feel nothing at all." - Natasha Robinson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
399

One-Liner #1500

Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.... read more..

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