Monthly Archive

October 2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 48 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Leaping Lame Man...and Me!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4846
5 min read

The Leaping Lame Man...and Me!

A LEAPING lame man? That doesn't make sense--lame people don't LEAP....and I should know. I'm currently battling an alleged case of bursitis near the left knee--and I don't leap. Limp? I do that well!... read more..
Stereotypical Attack On Jews
Ask Pastor Tim
Pastor Tim
8315
3 min read

Stereotypical Attack On Jews

In response to the following joke (Telegram Scare):Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were ha... read more..
Hurricanes Have Gone But Political Winds Are Blowing"
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4368
5 min read

Hurricanes Have Gone But Political Winds Are Blowing"

Within the last six weeks, that gusty quartet comprised of Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne has lustily serenaded Florida. A repeat performance is not in the foreseeable forecast - I hope.It is not t... read more..
Voting Tips
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3379
<1min

Voting Tips

A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner...One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Becaus... read more..
Thanksgiving Sets Us Free
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3772
10 min read

Thanksgiving Sets Us Free

A South African man surprised nine men robbing his home. Eight of the robbers ran away, but the homeowner managed to shove one into his backyard pool. After realizing the robber couldn't swim, the hom... read more..
Pastor of Disaster Returns To Track
Racing
Pastor Tim
6983
2 min read

Pastor of Disaster Returns To Track

{mosimage}Last Saturday night (Oct 09) the Pastor of Disaster (Tim Davis) returned to the track at Western Speedway, Victoria.Pastor Tim was driving backup for Chris Broughton in the #37 Cybersalt.org... read more..
Finding Your Way Home
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3547
5 min read

Finding Your Way Home

I was on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean when I had the first dream. As most dreams are, it was confusing, full of images and scraps of sound that, though vivid and realistic were disjointed... read more..
Give Thanks With a Grateful Heart
Dr. Harold McNabb
Pastor Tim
3992
8 min read

Give Thanks With a Grateful Heart

Luke 12: 13-34(for Canada's Thanksgiving)A teacher asked her students to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. The students cast the most votes for:1. Egypt's Great Pyram... read more..
One Per Point
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3330
<1min

One Per Point

One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The pro... read more..
Victory In Defeat
Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
4207
3 min read

Victory In Defeat

  1 John 5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. Nothing in this world is perfect. We strive to be perfect, read more..
Taxi Craze
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3681
<1min

Taxi Craze

Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told the cabbie the address she needed. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver, and Jill sat in the backseat ... read more..
You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3699
7 min read

You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous

2 Corinthians 9:6-15 I love hearing stories of faith. I especially love the ones in which someone up against incredible odds puts their faith God, and follows the Lord's plan rather than their ow read more..
Pitching Control
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3278
<1min

Pitching Control

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the sa... read more..
God's Craftsmanship
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4818
<1min

God's Craftsmanship

"The heavens tell of the glory of God.The skies display his marvelous craftsmanship."Psalm 19:1 (NLT) My husband and I spent several days in sunny Southern California.  There are very few places read more..
The Indescribable Christ!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4942
6 min read

The Indescribable Christ!

Describe Jesus Christ--call Him a teacher, a prophet, a good man, the Son of God--but whatever your beliefs, at some point, you will exhaust the capabilities of the English language, or any language, ... read more..
Help Is Nearby
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3280
<1min

Help Is Nearby

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.On leaving, I was admiring the craftsman... read more..
Receive God's Blessings
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4959
2 min read

Receive God's Blessings

"'the Lord pours down His blessings. Our land will yield its bountiful crops."Psalm 85:12 (NLT) I love fall! The long days of summer are very hot and humid. Suddenly, you notice when you step outsi read more..
A Woman Who Learned What Was Needed
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4516
3 min read

A Woman Who Learned What Was Needed

How many times this week has someone asked, "How are you?" How many times have you answered, "Fine, but busy." It has become my standard answer these days and sometimes that bothers me. There's a read more..
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