Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1560
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1560

"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." - Albert Schweitzer read more..
Grandfather Snack
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Grandfather Snack

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4175 - August 30, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4175 - August 30, 2016

Cybersalt News In some parts of the world, School is already back in session - which is definitely the topic of the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site.  You will find "Long Road Ahead" read more..
Cybersalt News - August 30, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 30, 2016

In some parts of the world, School is already back in session - which is definitely the topic of the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site.  You will find "Long Road Ahead" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..
Catholic Dictionary
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Catholic Dictionary

*Catholic Dictionary* AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1.  Parish information, read only during the homily. 2.  Catholic air conditioning. 3.  Your recei read more..
Magic Trick
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Magic Trick

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head. The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block. The man s... read more..
Long Road Ahead
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Long Road Ahead

Somebody has a long road ahead. ... read more..
Prayer, Spiritual Leadership
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Prayer, Spiritual Leadership

The wives of two Baptist pastors, had a friendship that was unending. Were sitting together as they worked - their husband's clothes they were mending. One said to the other, "My poor John is so dis... read more..
Mr. Jones Is History
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mr. Jones Is History

Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from time to time. One day a week, he walked into Miss Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying Am... read more..
Quote #1559
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1559

"The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth." - John, the Disciple of Jesus read more..
Soda Test
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Soda Test

We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there is no pop quiz.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4174 - August 29, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4174 - August 29, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. You can watch "Making Victorian read more..
Cybersalt News - August 29, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 29, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. You can watch "Making Victorian Candy" at:www.cyb... read more..
Finishing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Finishing

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.... read more..
One-liner #1111
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1111

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.... read more..
How fast the shades of summer have faded
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

How fast the shades of summer have faded

Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over. Back in “the day,” a minute had 60 seconds. An hour had 60 m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4173 - August 28, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4173 - August 28, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. This is actually the 28th and final Sunday of my sabbatical. Next Sunday I'll be preaching for the first time in 6 months - that will be interesting. Maybe read more..
Cybersalt News - August 28, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 28, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. This is actually the 28th and final Sunday of my sabbatical. Next Sunday I'll be preaching for the first time in 6 months - that will be interesting. Maybe I should go out ... read more..
Making Victoria Candy
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Making Victoria Candy

Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. ... read more..
One-liner #1110
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1110

Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a baby!" has never tried.... read more..
IAMS Hotline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

IAMS Hotline

The IAMS Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majori... read more..
Concentrate
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Concentrate

When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the ... read more..
Quote #1558
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1558

"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head." - Anonymous read more..
Word Play
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Word Play

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4172 - August 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4172 - August 27, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - August 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Laundry Husband
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Laundry Husband

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..
Dog Vent
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Vent

Suddenly the cat's belldidn't seem so dumb. ... read more..
One, Two, Three
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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One, Two, Three

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..
One-liner #1109
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1109

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.... read more..
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