Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Will We Be Served Coffee in Heaven?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2003
4 min read

Will We Be Served Coffee in Heaven?

The last several weeks have truly been hectic in every sense of the word. Trying to catch up can be a never-ending job. When I think I’m caught up, I see another thing I need to do. I have learned th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4654 - June 20, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4654 - June 20, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone, and happy Father's Day to everyone who is able to celebrate! Today is the longest day of the year in the norther... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 20, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1126
2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 20, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone, and happy Father's Day to everyone who is able to celebrate! Today is the longest day of the year in the northern hemisphere. It's the first day of summer, which is excitin... read more..
Dad Sayings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6215
<1min

Dad Sayings

I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance to use much of it. Say what you will about healthy eating and all, but I've always found it awfully difficult ... read more..
One-Liner #1581
One-liners
Susan Davis
1482
<1min

One-Liner #1581

"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..
Quote #2018
Quotes
Susan Davis
1552
<1min

Quote #2018

“Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.” - Reed Markham read more..
Husband Diagnosis
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2796
<1min

Husband Diagnosis

Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s hand... read more..
Horseshoe Impression
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2463
<1min

Horseshoe Impression

One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to a... read more..
Quote #2017
Quotes
Susan Davis
1511
<1min

Quote #2017

"One of the positive features of a season of liminality is that it provides a pause that lets what has to belong in the past to be left in the past, so that the future can come can as it must and bl read more..
Cybersalt News - June 17, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1123
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 17, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news, figuratively and literally, around Cybersalt World Headquarters is Grandma Cybersalt have a new grandson! Isaac Timothy Driver was born at 1:16pm, weighing ... read more..
Van Woes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5736
<1min

Van Woes

A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign. "Hey, lady, have you forgotten h... read more..
Paying Through the Nose
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2733
<1min

Paying Through the Nose

Drug research companies have created their own cold rush.... read more..
A Survivor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2639
2 min read

A Survivor

"I've had laryngitis, tonsillitis, hepatitis, meningitis, appendicitis, tendinitis, and colitis. I've also suffered from gastritis, bronchitis, gingivitis, bursitis, and arthritis. "I've been held up read more..
One-Liner #1580
One-liners
Susan Davis
1460
<1min

One-Liner #1580

I'm the type of wife that will help my husband look for his chocolate, that I ate.... read more..
Office Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5514
<1min

Office Dog

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing ... read more..
It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1864
4 min read

It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To

Like everybody else, I have my share of trouble. It’s not that I want to get into trouble, but trouble always seems to be somewhere near where I am at the time. I regret that time when I was first int... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4653 - June 13, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4653 - June 13, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news, figuratively and literally, around Cybersalt World Headquarters is Grandma Cybersalt have a new gr... read more..
Mommy Test
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4270
<1min

Mommy Test

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside an... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4652 - June 10, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4652 - June 10, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics t... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 10, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1139
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics that go out in the Cybersalt Digest? If you are, drop me an e... read more..
Operations Conversation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4519
<1min

Operations Conversation

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here ... read more..
Quote #2015
Quotes
Susan Davis
1496
<1min

Quote #2015

"Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." - Joshua J. Marine read more..
A Cobbler Nose the Answer
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1686
<1min

A Cobbler Nose the Answer

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? "A shoe."... read more..
One-Liner #1578
One-liners
Susan Davis
1514
<1min

One-Liner #1578

My going out clothes have missed me so much; I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tightly I couldn't move!... read more..
Delegation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2510
<1min

Delegation

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates. Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agenc... read more..
Do You Have?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3883
<1min

Do You Have?

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note- books?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well... read more..
To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1802
4 min read

To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call

One day this past week, I decided to stay home and catch up on a little bit of reading. It's not often that I take a day and not go to the office and just pander around the house. Sometimes it's neces... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4651 - June 6, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4651 - June 6, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! If the saying, "The best things in life are free" is true, kindness has to be one of the best things in life. It... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 6, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1184
2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! If the saying, "The best things in life are free" is true, kindness has to be one of the best things in life. It costs nothing to be kind to someone. Gentle words of encou... read more..
Quote #2014
Quotes
Susan Davis
1515
<1min

Quote #2014

"There is a wisdom of the head, and ... there is a wisdom of the heart." - Charles Dickens, Hard Times read more..
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