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How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors

January 22, 2025 Clean Jokes Susan Davis

It’s not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking stride. Be sure to watch what you writewith a fine-tuned comb.Check and re-check until the cows turn blue.It’s as easy as falling off a…

Spiritual Gifts

January 18, 2025 Clean Jokes Pastor Tim

During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine. One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the gift of helps. The Christian with the gift of faith was to be…

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Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

Jan 15, 2025 Hits: 109

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Last Words Heard

Jan 11, 2025 Hits: 4540

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Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

Jan 08, 2025 Hits: 4260

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Afraid to Cross

Jan 04, 2025 Hits: 5153

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