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A white short-haired Labrador retriever standing on a muddy beach at the edge of a lake.

Pessimistic Friend

April 18, 2026 Clean Jokes Pastor Tim
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the…
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Understanding the Metric System

April 15, 2026 Clean Jokes Pastor Tim
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds10 cards = 1 decacards (or is it 52 cards = 1 deck-a-cards?)1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound…
 
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