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Understanding the Metric System

April 15, 2026 Clean Jokes Pastor Tim
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds10 cards = 1 decacards (or is it 52 cards = 1 deck-a-cards?)1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound…
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Talking Clock

April 11, 2026 Clean Jokes Pastor Tim
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock", the young man replied.
 
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