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One-liners

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

One-liner #1319

man upsetThe solution makes the problem more difficult.

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One-liner #1318

man officeAnyone who reads this is illiterate!

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One-liner #1317

woman shrugI am certain of it, but I may be wrong.

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One-liner #1316

woman3He's a unique type.

One-liner #1315

silver bullets one-linerSaw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning - or possibly just a very hairy guy; either way, the silver bullets worked.

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One-liner #1314

ambidextrous one-linerI'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

One-liner #1313

woman old3He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.

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One-liner #1312

people cheeringCooperation can only be reached if we work together.

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One-liner #1311

atomQuantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.

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One-liner #1310

Monday one-linerMonday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

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One-liner #1309

man excitedAlways try to be modest ... and be proud of it!

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One-liner #1308

dog6Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

- Anne Tyler

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One-liner #1307

Diarrhea one-linerLaughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.

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One-liner #1306

man somberAnyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined.

- Samuel Goldwyn

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One-liner #1305

walkie talkieWalkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.

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  4. One-liner #1301

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