The human brain is amazing; it functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called John.
I didn't hear that!
She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.
The solution makes the problem more difficult.
Anyone who reads this is illiterate!
I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.
He's a unique type.
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning - or possibly just a very hairy guy; either way, the silver bullets worked.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.
Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.
Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Always try to be modest ... and be proud of it!