As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of action.
When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the problem. Expecting the worst, I braced myself for his diagnosis. When he came back in, he was smiling. "It’s apple juice," he said.
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "'Is this a question?' - Discuss."
After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.
If you remember folding aluminum lawn chairs, you are getting old(er) like me. Nowadays, lawn chairs are either plastic or fabric attached to a steel frame.
I think the aluminum chairs were actually lighter in weight, but remember how the slats used to fray and then split? Sure you could repair them with string or rope, but they didn't look like something you want to invite the Jones family to sit on when they were visiting for a barbeque.
Here's a folding chair you could invite them to use. Or you could offer them a folding couch. I'd like to see the Joneses keep up with that.
My son is going to go for his driving test soon and, of course, one of the hardest parts of the test is going to be the parking. I think that this fun game from the Peugeot Web Site (although after a while you may choose to change the adjective before "game") is one I should share with him after the test.
Years after my driver's education class experiences in High School and many years of safe driving (with a few unsafe moments squeezed in here and there) parking doesn't worry me anymore. I'm older, wiser, and my insurance rates are great. Yet, that doesn't mean that I'm not careful when parking. I just don't have that mental block about it that I did when I desperately wanted my driver's license.
Parking (and by that I am referring to the placement of one's car in a parking spot) will always be something dreaded by teens - though I am open to the possibility that in another universe teens are more worried about driving in a straight line.
Such a place would be, of course, a parallel parking universe. But I digress.
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
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