Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
622
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Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4187
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Walk a Little Plainer Daddy

"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail, "I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see; So walk a little plai read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
735
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One-Liner #1931

My wife told me I've grown as a person ... her actual words were "You've gotten fat" but I know what she meant.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6414
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A Father's Method

A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the g... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
735
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Quote #2367

I found the world to be woefully lacking in safe places. So I became one. - J. Warren Welch... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4470
4 min read

The Art and Craftiness of Grandfatherhood

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were blessed with the arrival of our seventh grandchild. Jordan Nichole Papanu arrived on planet earth on February 13. The grandfather ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
172
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5017 - June 12, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to my mom, Diane, who turns 85 tomorrow! Today's video share is more evidence of a part o... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
637
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Cybersalt News - June 12, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to my mom, Diane, who turns 85 tomorrow! Today's video share is more evidence of a part of human nature that I find quite curious and entertaining. It seems... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4370
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He's Got Tattoos, Piercings, and a Heart of... Service? ๐Ÿคฃ

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. Later, the parents pu... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4193
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When Kids Question Everything: A Hilarious Family Revelation ๐Ÿ˜‚

KID:  "Mom, doesn't God give us our daily bread?" MOM:  "Yes, dear." KID:  "And Santa brings us our toys at Christmas?" MOM:  "Yes, dear." KID:  "And the stork brings ba... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
773
3 min read

Crossing the Line

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, I wrote a devotional entitled Tennis Foul. In it, I shared how I love the game of tennis, both playing and watching. My son-in-law likes to tease me because he thinks w read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4380
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Lodge Meeting

The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left. She said, "Hon, I thought you were going to your lodge meeting." "It was postponed." he replied. "The wife of the ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3372
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Making the Most of Life

If I can throw a single ray of light across the darkened pathway of another; If I can aid some soul to clearer sight of life and duty, and thus bless my brother; If I can wipe from any human cheek a t... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
778
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I'm on a Roll! ๐Ÿž

I work in a bread factory. I'm a loafer.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
740
<1min

One-Liner #1930

The 'back' in horseback riding is probably unnecessary.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
704
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Quote #2366

When you think there's no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic's restaurant. - unknown... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5016 - June 8, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt News - June 8,2025Sunday greetings, everyone! We are enjoying a visit this week from our eldest daughter and grandson. Unfortunate... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
689
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Cybersalt News - June 8, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! We are enjoying a visit this week from our eldest daughter and grandson. Unfortunately, our son-in-law was unable to make the visit because he could not get leave fro... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
777
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Time to Go! ๐Ÿพ

I walked out of my job at the cat sanctuary, coz they kept reducing meowers!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
783
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One-Liner #1929

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work ... Thankfully, I was at work.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1300
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Quote #2365

Grief isn't meant to be a cage - it's meant to be a door. A passage, not a prison. A bridge, not a wall. So, let the tears fall when they come. Let the laughter rise when memories bring warmth. And le... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
909
4 min read

Money, Money, Money. Whereโ€™s all the Money?

I canโ€™t keep count of all the phone calls informing me that I won millions of dollars and a brand-new Mercedes-Benz. All I have to do is send them $15,000 to cover the income tax and processing fee, a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5572
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Materialistic or What?

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.  As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3995
2 min read

Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join the Choir

10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendonitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control o read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5286
3 min read

Laodicean Hymnal

Leaders of the Laodicean Church in Canada last week announced the publication of a new hymnal. "This is truly a hymnal for the new century," said Presiding Bishop Luke W. Armm. "This collection of hy... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5015 - June 5, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shout out and thank you to Pastor Jim S. (who lives in Northern Ireland) for raising a point about... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
833
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Cybersalt News - June 5, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shout out and thank you to Pastor Jim S. (who lives in Northern Ireland) for raising a point about last week's "Drum Battle" video that I shared. In the news I commen... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4203
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President Taft's Weighty Problem: A Gas-tronomic Insult!

William Howard Taft weighed 335 lbs. which was a lot even for his six-foot frame. One day someone pointed to Taft's massive stomach and asked, "What are you going to name the baby?" The president ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
850
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Quote #2364

"Out of 100 people, one will read the Bible, the other 99 will read the Christian." - D. L. Moody read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4258
2 min read

Some Great Advice

Don't date because you are desperate.Don't marry because you are miserable.Don't have kids because you think your genes are superior.Don't philander because you think you are irresistible. Don't asso... read more..