Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1928
One-liners
Susan Davis
764
<1min

One-Liner #1928

I don't know who needs to hear this, but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking.... read more..
No More Squeaky Commands for This Rebel! 🚀
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
776
<1min

No More Squeaky Commands for This Rebel! 🚀

I walked out of my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice!... read more..
Beautiful Yellow Flowers
Susan Page
Susan Page
949
2 min read

Beautiful Yellow Flowers

- photo by Susan PageMany years ago, when my daughter was in high school, we hosted a young girl from China. While walking through a field overrun with dandelions, the Chinese student commented on the read more..
Signs Your SUV is Too Big
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5362
<1min

Signs Your SUV is Too Big

~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack. ~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5014 - June 1, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5014 - June 1, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt News - June 1,2025Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to June! The news is that I just spent so much time struggling with a client... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 1,2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
909
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 1,2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to June! The news is that I just spent so much time struggling with a client's website that I have run out of time to write any news! Enjoy the rest of today... read more..
Quote #2363
Quotes
Susan Davis
828
<1min

Quote #2363

Do not look where you fell. Look where you slipped. - African Proverb... read more..
Adorable, Beautiful, Cute...Just Kidding! 😄
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1228
<1min

Adorable, Beautiful, Cute...Just Kidding! 😄

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank ... read more..
This Is Good
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6471
2 min read

This Is Good

The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remark... read more..
Hickbonics
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5966
3 min read

Hickbonics

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or "Hickbonics," as a language to be tau... read more..
Another Week on My Own
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1138
4 min read

Another Week on My Own

Several weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me she would be in St. Augustine with our daughter and granddaughter for spring break. As always, I really didn’t properly process t... read more..
One-Liner #1916
One-liners
Susan Davis
767
<1min

One-Liner #1916

I've discovered that you can turn a regular sofa into a sleeper sofa simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.... read more..
Husband vs. Wife: The Ultimate Idiot Showdown! 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6043
<1min

Husband vs. Wife: The Ultimate Idiot Showdown! 🤣

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot.  You have always been an idiot.  You'll always be an idiot.  If they had an id... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5013 - May 29, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5013 - May 29, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a boat tour around Race Rocks Ecological Reserve on Tuesday. If you woul... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 29, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
831
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 29, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a boat tour around Race Rocks Ecological Reserve on Tuesday. If you would like to see some of what we saw, you visit www.racerocks.ca.&... read more..
Raindrops
Susan Page
Susan Page
851
<1min

Raindrops

- photo by Susan PageAs raindrops slide down the windowI wonder… are these Your tears, O GodShed for this world’s pain and brokenness?How long, O Lord … how long? Tears silently flow and gently fallE read more..
Quote #2362
Quotes
Susan Davis
882
<1min

Quote #2362

"Knowledge is a garden. If it isn't cultivated, you can't harvest it." - African proverb read more..
Reflections of a Job Seeker
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
860
<1min

Reflections of a Job Seeker

I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing.... read more..
The Quitter
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3382
<1min

The Quitter

Fate handed the quitter a bump, and he dropped;The road seemed too rough to go, so he stopped.He thought of his hurt, and there came to his mindThe easier path he was leaving behind. Oh, it's all muc... read more..
Someone at the Door
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5664
<1min

Someone at the Door

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.  However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high ... read more..
One-Liner #1927
One-liners
Susan Davis
849
<1min

One-Liner #1927

"Do you have a flat stomach?" Yeah, but the "L" is silent. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5012 - May 25, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
167
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5012 - May 25, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt News - May 25,2025Sunday greetings, everyone! Things are settling down into their regularly scheduled programming here at Cybersalt Wor... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 25,2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
797
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 25,2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Things are settling down into their regularly scheduled programming here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. With no more trips, conferences, or medical tests on the immediat... read more..
One-Liner #1926
One-liners
Susan Davis
891
<1min

One-Liner #1926

One night I was babysitting my neighbor's 6 year old kid. She just kept staring at me, and finally she asked my why I was so ugly, and without thinking I said, "I'm you from the future," and she cried... read more..
Twinsies in Trouble: My Brother's Prison Call 🤯
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
926
<1min

Twinsies in Trouble: My Brother's Prison Call 🤯

My twin brother called me from prison. He said, "You know how we finish each other's sentences...?"... read more..
Quote #2361
Quotes
Susan Davis
890
<1min

Quote #2361

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark! Do not miss the boat. Remember that we are all in the same boat. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. Stay fit.... read more..
New Boater
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5286
<1min

New Boater

This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a fellow new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't get his b... read more..
It's in the Valleys We Grow
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4342
<1min

It's in the Valleys We Grow

Sometimes life seems hard to bear,Full of sorrow, trouble and woeIt's then we have to rememberThat it's in the valleys we grow. If we always stayed on the mountain topAnd never experienced pain,We wo... read more..
There’s No Place Like Home
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1088
4 min read

There’s No Place Like Home

Finishing my morning work, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage appeared at my office and asked, “Do you know what day it is?” I didn’t know if this was a trick question because she always puts a t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5011 - May 22, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5011 - May 22, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I think my sermon went well last Sunday (click here to watch), and I am glad my colonoscopy is behind me... read more..
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