Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Where's Mommy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3849
<1min

Where's Mommy

One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked his father, "Where did mommy go?" In answer to his question, he was told, "Mommy is at a Tupperware par... read more..
Quote #2357
Quotes
Susan Davis
0
<1min

Quote #2357

"Show me a messy house and I'll show you a really fun mom." - Ellen Brenneman read more..
One-Liner #1922
One-liners
Susan Davis
299
<1min

One-Liner #1922

I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they'd probably let me work from home.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 8, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
808
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off on another trip to a nation's capital - this time it's Canada's! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this picture of our time with Abraham Li... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5007 - May 7, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5007 - May 7, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off on another trip to a nation's capital - this time it's Canada's! In the ... read more..
Quote #2356
Quotes
Susan Davis
1206
<1min

Quote #2356

"Not everything that weighs you down is yours to carry." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
Memories of a Father
Susan Page
Susan Page
968
4 min read

Memories of a Father

- photo by Susan PageIt takes time to sift through our memories, and the process can be like peering into a murky mirror. There may be a distorted mixed bag of recollections in the form of words that read more..
Everything I Learned From a Cow
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3346
<1min

Everything I Learned From a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! 4. The grass is green on the other side read more..
One-Liner #1921
One-liners
Susan Davis
1030
<1min

One-Liner #1921

I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so": "This was identified early on as a likely outcome."... read more..
Computer Support Woes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5758
2 min read

Computer Support Woes

Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: *Note the word 'former' in the above statement!! "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble wit... read more..
Yardstick Fiasco:📏😱
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1154
<1min

Yardstick Fiasco:📏😱

Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5006 - May 4, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5006 - May 4, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I imagine that many of you, when flying, have taken pictures of your plane from inside of it. But how m... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 4 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
772
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 4 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I imagine that many of you, when flying, have taken pictures of your plane from inside of it. But how many of you have taken pictures of it from the outside when it is fly... read more..
How Many People it Took to Make You!
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3434
<1min

How Many People it Took to Make You!

1)............1 YOU 2)............2 parents 3)............4 grandparents 4)............8 great grandparents 5)...........16 gg grandparents 6)...........32 ggg grandparents 7)...........64 gggg read more..
Distraught Senior
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3879
<1min

Distraught Senior

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doct... read more..
One-Liner #1920
One-liners
Susan Davis
926
<1min

One-Liner #1920

Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.... read more..
How Coffee Has Changed My Life
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
904
4 min read

How Coffee Has Changed My Life

Recently, I was sitting drinking a nice hot cup of coffee. It's the first thing I do, and I can't get anything done until I do. I was thinking about this coffee as I was drinking it and remembered th... read more..
Don’t Call Me Stupid, Just Whisper It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1367
4 min read

Don’t Call Me Stupid, Just Whisper It

One thing that irritates me is people talking behind my back. I want to be part of the conversation because I know more about me than they do. Or at least I think I do While in the mall recently, I p... read more..
Quote #2355
Quotes
Susan Davis
934
<1min

Quote #2355

"If we could see what happens when we pray, we would never stop praying." - Unknown read more..
Double Trouble
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
765
<1min

Double Trouble

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. It's because they are Inca hoots.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5005 - April 24, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
128
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5005 - April 24, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are continuing to travel and are grateful that continues to not include any trav... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 24, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
902
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 24, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are continuing to travel and are grateful that continues to not include any travails. Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..
Ancient Bookplate
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2727
<1min

Ancient Bookplate

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this boke for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..
One-Liner #1919
One-liners
Susan Davis
893
<1min

One-Liner #1919

Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep.... read more..
Survey Results 😡
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
870
<1min

Survey Results 😡

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.... read more..
Quote #2354
Quotes
Susan Davis
885
<1min

Quote #2354

"Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires." - Unknown read more..
Foul Suspicion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4434
<1min

Foul Suspicion

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5004 - April 20, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
180
8 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5004 - April 20, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and happy Resurrection Sunday: The Lord is Risen! Today is also our youngest daughter's birthday: Happ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 20 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1004
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 20 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and happy Resurrection Sunday: The Lord is Risen! Today is also our youngest daughter's birthday: Happy birthday Esther Bunny! On Friday we were blessed to be with my pa... read more..
I Thought She Said “Doughnut”
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
951
4 min read

I Thought She Said “Doughnut”

As hard as I try, and believe me, I try, I don’t always hear correctly, especially regarding The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I don’t always hear every word she says. I know God gave me two ea... read more..
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