Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bull-iant Idea
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
887
<1min

Bull-iant Idea

Bob: My friend opened a petting zoo with just one bull, but nobody went. Mike: Why? Bob: He was charging too much.... read more..
More Bulletin Bloopers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4104
<1min

More Bulletin Bloopers

The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse. "Correction: The following typo appeared in our last bulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please correct to read '12 noon.' " Any church mem... read more..
Did You See My Key?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1258
4 min read

Did You See My Key?

My life has been bombarded with questions from the beginning of the day until I fall asleep at night. For the most part, I don’t prioritize questions. Usually, when people ask me a question, there is... read more..
'Twas the Night Before Christmas - in Legalese
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6062
3 min read

'Twas the Night Before Christmas - in Legalese

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including... read more..
🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3783
<1min

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4961 - November 21, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4961 - November 21, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We got another wallop this week from what the weather people called a "bomb-cyclone." I think they calle... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 21, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
753
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got another wallop this week from what the weather people called a "bomb-cyclone." I think they called it that because they didn't want people to panick, lol. We did not... read more..
Procrastination Confessions
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
793
<1min

Procrastination Confessions

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.... read more..
This Life
Susan Page
Susan Davis
971
<1min

This Life

- photo by Susan PageThis life can be lived with abundanceNew chapters are yet to unfoldEach page holds a mystery that’s hiddenWith treasures worth more than pure gold I can’t see the path, but God’s read more..
Quote #2310
Quotes
Susan Davis
814
<1min

Quote #2310

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.” - Erma Bombeck... read more..
One-liner #1875
One-liners
Susan Davis
1010
<1min

One-liner #1875

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.... read more..
In-Law Letter
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2899
<1min

In-Law Letter

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But ... read more..
Better by Train
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5450
<1min

Better by Train

A large two-engine train was crossing America.  After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down.  "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power.  Fart... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4960 - November 17, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4960 - November 17, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. A few weeks ago I noticed the wheels on our car were spinning sliding when we were on wet roads. When I... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 17, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
767
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A few weeks ago I noticed the wheels on our car were spinning sliding when we were on wet roads. When I looked at our tires I noticed the rubber was getting pretty hard an... read more..
Quote #2309
Quotes
Susan Davis
882
<1min

Quote #2309

“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.” - Garrison Keillor... read more..
One-Liner #1874
One-liners
Susan Davis
923
<1min

One-Liner #1874

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes; that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.... read more..
Laugh Your Sums Off ➕😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
836
<1min

Laugh Your Sums Off ➕😂

A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.... read more..
Pao, Senhor?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3115
2 min read

Pao, Senhor?

He couldn't have been over six years old.  Dirty face, barefooted, torn T-shirt, matted hair.  He wasn't too different from the other hundred thousand or so street orphans that roam Rio de J... read more..
Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5568
2 min read

Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

(From the Archives back in 1999) 1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 2) The outreach committee has enlisted read more..
I Sure Miss Being a Spoiled Brat
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1280
4 min read

I Sure Miss Being a Spoiled Brat

After my last doctor's visit, I went to the Publix pharmacy to pick up new medicine. Doctors have a pill for every problem in the world—if only they all worked. I was early at the store, and my medic... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4959 - November 14, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
8 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4959 - November 14, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Storm season has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters. We have being getting hit from all directions... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 14, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
694
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Storm season has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters. We have being getting hit from all directions. It's working out well for Grandma Cybersalt because each time we h... read more..
Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3934
<1min

Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning

Hey all, I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier to day and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am sure that like minded people... read more..
Not Yet Paradise
Susan Page
Susan Davis
1050
3 min read

Not Yet Paradise

- photo by Susan PageA few days before an election that captured world attention, I was visiting a local botanical garden. After strolling through the spectacular outdoor gardens, I wandered into the read more..
Quote #2308
Quotes
Susan Davis
817
<1min

Quote #2308

Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich. - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1873
One-liners
Susan Davis
1144
<1min

One-Liner #1873

Learning English: Before was was was, was was is.... read more..
Parting Ways with Style
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
793
<1min

Parting Ways with Style

My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away. So got him a comb ... as a parting gift.... read more..
Funny Answering Machines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5816
2 min read

Funny Answering Machines

"Hi!  John's answering machine is broken.  This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." "Greetings, you have reached read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4958 - November 10, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4958 - November 10, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this y... read more..
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