Monthly Archive

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Quote #2304
Quotes
Susan Davis
897
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Quote #2304

"Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas." - Stephen Colbert read more..
Service
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5146
<1min

Service

A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" she asked. "No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need." "Then would you mind getting someone to help me... read more..
Dracula
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3676
<1min

Dracula

"I just killed Dracula," said Tom Swift painstakingly. read more..
Errors and Mistakes
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
8799
<1min

Errors and Mistakes

To err is human; to forgive divine.To err is human; to purr, feline. To err is human; two curs, canine.To err is human; to do nothing, benign. To err is human; to quit, resign.To err is human; to ho... read more..
One-Liner #1869
One-liners
Susan Davis
988
<1min

One-Liner #1869

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free, it means I am doing nothing.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4954 - October 27, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
134
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4954 - October 27, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I bit the bullet and bought some LED lights for the front garden at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I was... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 27, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
783
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I bit the bullet and bought some LED lights for the front garden at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I was holding off for the longest time because I was afraid I would end u... read more..
Quote #2303
Quotes
Susan Davis
968
<1min

Quote #2303

“I want deliberately to encourage this mighty longing after God. The lack of it has brought us to our present low estate" - A. W. Tozer, The Pursuit of God... read more..
Today's Little Axioms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5435
<1min

Today's Little Axioms

1.  Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film. 2.  He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3.  A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4.  On the other han read more..
Earthquake Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
15856
<1min

Earthquake Pun

Earthquake predictors are faultfinders.... read more..
Time
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2386
<1min

Time

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said.... read more..
Doctor, Could You Repeat That?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1246
4 min read

Doctor, Could You Repeat That?

For the first time in my life, I've been having health issues. It was nothing serious, but just enough to be aggravating. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has been very helpful with my medical ... read more..
One-Liner #1868
One-liners
Susan Davis
890
<1min

One-Liner #1868

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4953 - October 24, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
134
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4953 - October 24, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. A big chunk of my Saturday (when I write the news and line up the next edition... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 24, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
862
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. A big chunk of my Saturday (when I write the news and line up the next edition) went to errands and shopping, tidying the house, and then ... read more..
Laughing Through Legal Woes: 13 Lawyer Warning Signs
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3868
<1min

Laughing Through Legal Woes: 13 Lawyer Warning Signs

1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. read more..
Great Questions
Susan Page
Susan Davis
1118
3 min read

Great Questions

- photo by Susan PageJesus is the expert when it comes to asking questions. His questions have a way of drawing out the truth from His respondents. One of the questions Jesus asked during His ministry read more..
Information Assistance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5218
<1min

Information Assistance

"Information.  Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One moment, please." Pause.  "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "No, no.  I read more..
Cabbies
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2746
<1min

Cabbies

A cabbie is a fare-minded person.... read more..
Envy, Jealousy, Selfishness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2690
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Envy, Jealousy, Selfishness

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted. T... read more..
One-Liner #1867
One-liners
Susan Davis
918
<1min

One-Liner #1867

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.... read more..
Quote #2302
Quotes
Susan Davis
1298
<1min

Quote #2302

Clint Eastwood, 94-year-old actor legend, formulated one of the most important lessons of his life so far for the young generation: "Don't look for luxury in watches or bracelets, don't look for luxu... read more..
Homeland Security Alert: The Bin Brigade's Office Invasion
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3961
<1min

Homeland Security Alert: The Bin Brigade's Office Invasion

DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended.  Bin Sleepin... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4952 - October 17, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
150
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4952 - October 17, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is off to another conference. She is attending The Refugee Highway Partnership: North America,... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 17, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
770
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is off to another conference. She is attending The Refugee Highway Partnership: North America, gathering in Winnipeg. As I am not travelling with her this... read more..
Quote #2301
Quotes
Susan Davis
1015
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Quote #2301

"If your plan is for 1 year, plant rice. If your plan is for 10 years, plant trees. If your plan is for 100 years, educate children." - Confucius read more..
One-Liner #1866
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1866

I had my patience tested; I'm negative.... read more..
Autumn
Susan Page
Susan Page
1105
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Autumn

- photo by Susan PageWarm sunlight caresses a pathway of gold The beauty of Autumn with colours so bold The hues of the sumac, the crimson and brownEach leaf like a whisper falls soft to the ground T read more..
Banking Hiccup
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4376
<1min

Banking Hiccup

While waiting in line at the bank, a friend developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check an... read more..
Faith, Healing, Prayer Answered "No"
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2566
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Faith, Healing, Prayer Answered "No"

I heard a story years ago which, I hope, will bring a lot of comfort to those who are taunted with the "if you had more faith..." issue. I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pasto... read more..
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