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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4951 - October 13, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4951 - October 13, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone, and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (Or as we call it in Canada: Thanksgiving) Grandma Cybersalt and I were able t... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 13, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
748
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone, and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (Or as we call it in Canada: Thanksgiving) Grandma Cybersalt and I were able to celebrate Thanksgiving last night with two of our kids and... read more..
One-Liner #1865
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1865

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.... read more..
Quote #2300
Quotes
Susan Davis
0
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Quote #2300

"Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day." - Robert Caspar Lintner read more..
Holiday Buns on Fire🍞
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
873
<1min

Holiday Buns on Fire🍞

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!... read more..
Used Cars: Tips for Smart Buyers 🚗
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Used Cars: Tips for Smart Buyers 🚗

A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.... read more..
True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner happily obliged. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends... read more..
Thanksgiving Forecast
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5394
<1min

Thanksgiving Forecast

Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F.  The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a seve... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4950 - October 10, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
183
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4950 - October 10, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip. We had a really nice visit with our eldest daughter, her family,... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 10, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
705
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip. We had a really nice visit with our eldest daughter, her family, and my mom and dad. The conference Susan attended was excel... read more..
The God Who Sees
Susan Page
Susan Page
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The God Who Sees

- photo by Susan PageI glide like silk upon the waterThe lake as smooth and clear as glassThe breeze so soft it's like a featherI drift and dream and breathe at last My paddle dips, the sunlight spar read more..
Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6935
<1min

Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, ... read more..
One-Liner #1864
One-liners
Susan Davis
878
<1min

One-Liner #1864

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.... read more..
Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor

* The patient before you was a goat. * Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS. * He has an assistant named Igor. * The local bar association named him "Client of the Year." * Whenever he leave read more..
Commercial Time
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2748
<1min

Commercial Time

The math department felt they weren't getting enough students registering as math majors, so they made a commercial and aired it on prime time--1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clock, a... read more..
Wedding Toast to Groom
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wedding Toast to Groom

My husband, Lawrence, had offered to give the toast at the wedding of his longtime friend Theo. They had shared many happy, and foolish incidents, and as the day approached, there was much speculation... read more..
Quote #2299
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2299

"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen." read more..
I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1259
4 min read

I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired

For some people, getting old is a real challenge. And it probably is for many people, but it hasn't been too much of an issue for me. Don't let this get out, but getting old has been more of a bles... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4949 - October 3, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4949 - October 3, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, Grandma Cybersalt is at her conference and I am spending time with my parents. Mom, who is in the early s... read more..
Will You Be My Neighbour?
Susan Page
Susan Page
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3 min read

Will You Be My Neighbour?

- photo by Susan PageAre you thankful for the relationships you share with your neighbours? I want to share how God has expanded my vision, changing my heart and attitude toward loving my neighbour. read more..
One-Liner #1863
One-liners
Susan Davis
955
<1min

One-Liner #1863

When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.... read more..
Quote #2298
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2298

"If you do not make time for your wellness, you will be forced to make time for your illness."  - Unknown read more..
Cybersalt News - October 2, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 2, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, Grandma Cybersalt is at her conference and I am spending time with my parents. Mom, who is in the early stages of some type of dementia, said she was holding on to s... read more..
Men and Women
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6048
3 min read

Men and Women

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.  But if Mike, Phil, Rob and... read more..
Strange Dreams
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2598
<1min

Strange Dreams

A man went into his psychiatrist's office and said: "Doc, you've got to help me. Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. "Another night I dreame... read more..
Math Ticket
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Math Ticket

Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I teach math there,"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4948 - September 29, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4948 - September 29, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good trip. Today we took (and watched) our 11 year old grandson to his foo... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 29, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
774
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Cybersalt News - September 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good trip. Today we took (and watched) our 11 year old grandson to his football practice and game and then we went to a huge farmer's ... read more..
Division of Brick Labor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3857
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Division of Brick Labor

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen. "Patty," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?" "That... read more..
Coupon Heaven
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2691
<1min

Coupon Heaven

While handing a 25 cent-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone. The checker looked di... read more..
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