Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Brain Problem
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2742
<1min

Brain Problem

Scientists have finally figured out what is wrong with mankind. The problem lies in the two halves of their brains - the left and the right. The left half has nothing right in it And the right half... read more..
Marital Faithfulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2500
<1min

Marital Faithfulness

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4930 - July 25, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4930 - July 25, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, we're getting a quote to install a heat pump at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It's something we have cons... read more..
Father O'Malley's Surprise: An Irishman's Final Wish 😂
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7881
2 min read

Father O'Malley's Surprise: An Irishman's Final Wish 😂

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill.  His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment. The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to get m... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 25, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
756
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, we're getting a quote to install a heat pump at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It's something we have considered getting for years - especially during the really hot ... read more..
All
Susan Page
Susan Page
1470
2 min read

All

- photo by Susan PageWhat happens when we do not get all that we want from life? How do we react when we do not receive exactly what we want when we want it? Picture a child having a temper tantrum. I read more..
Quote #2278
Quotes
Susan Davis
977
<1min

Quote #2278

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Gaelic Proverb... read more..
One-Liner #1843
One-liners
Susan Davis
1066
<1min

One-Liner #1843

Seen in bookstore window: Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has  been moved to Current Affairs.... read more..
Managing a Flag Pole
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5147
<1min

Managing a Flag Pole

A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.  So they went out to the flagpole with ladder and tape measures. They fell off the ladder, dropped the tap... read more..
Bovine Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3637
<1min

Bovine Pun

What do you call a cow spying on another cow? - A steak out.... read more..
Fish Stories
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3394
<1min

Fish Stories

Two ardent fishermen met on their vacation and began swapping stories about the different places they had fished, the kind of tackle used, the best bait, and finally about some of the fish they had ca... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4928 - July 21, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4928 - July 21, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I hope that by the time you read this I have fewer than 300 emails in my inbox. It sounds like a lot, but it is... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 21, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1244
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I hope that by the time you read this I have fewer than 300 emails in my inbox. It sounds like a lot, but it is great progress toward my zero-inbox goal! Today's video sh... read more..
Quote #2277
Quotes
Susan Davis
1038
<1min

Quote #2277

"If you're telling yourself you don't deserve a second chance from God, remind yourself you didn't deserve the first one either." - Louie Giglio read more..
One-Liner #1842
One-liners
Susan Davis
1029
<1min

One-Liner #1842

Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on your birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.... read more..
Dancing in My Pajamas
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1531
4 min read

Dancing in My Pajamas

After two and a half weeks of being sick with many days in bed, I have come to appreciate what some people go through when they have a severe sickness. My sickness wasn’t that devastating. It just suc... read more..
Quips to Ponder
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5485
<1min

Quips to Ponder

If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another do... read more..
Bird Brother
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3002
<1min

Bird Brother

Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?" Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern deserves another."... read more..
Life Changes
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2754
<1min

Life Changes

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4927 - July 18, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4927 - July 18, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt News - July 18th, 2024Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is an interesting question, Do babies swear? How you answer that depends on where yo... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 18, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
942
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is an interesting question, Do babies swear? How you answer that depends on where you stand on the doctrine of original sin, the fallenness of mankind, and if the... read more..
Who’s the Boss? A Husband’s Comical Mistake 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4256
<1min

Who’s the Boss? A Husband’s Comical Mistake 🤣

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself, "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss." Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. ... read more..
Against All Odds
Susan Page
Susan Page
2130
3 min read

Against All Odds

- photo by Susan PageI was intrigued by the movie, The Marilyn Bell Story, based on the story of her young life and her historic swim across Lake Ontario. As a young girl, Marilyn struggled to find h read more..
Quote #2276
Quotes
Susan Davis
1049
<1min

Quote #2276

The only One qualified to ever throw a stone ... didn't. - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1841
One-liners
Susan Davis
1083
<1min

One-Liner #1841

I really must apologize for my tardiness; I got here as soon as I wanted to.... read more..
Ironic Phone Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6433
<1min

Ironic Phone Call

A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned.  His chum asked, "What happened to you?" The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron." "What happened to... read more..
Battle Re-enactment
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7260
<1min

Battle Re-enactment

Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event but the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, ... read more..
Prison Sign Fail
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2455
<1min

Prison Sign Fail

Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York: "The Dannemora fire department reminds you it's fire prevention week. Practice your escape ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4926 - July 14, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4926 - July 14, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! We are having lovely summer weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I am making sure I notice how nice it... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 14, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1022
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! We are having lovely summer weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I am making sure I notice how nice it is so I can look back on these days when it is no longer lo... read more..
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