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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4902 - April 7, 2024
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Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4902 - April 7, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I just realized that every Sunday mailing this year has gone out with 2023 in the title. I am very disappointed... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 7, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 7, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I just realized that every Sunday mailing this year has gone out with 2023 in the title. I am very disappointed in you, Raul el Perro! There was no mailing last Chic... read more..
Why Does Monday Have To Follow Sunday?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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Why Does Monday Have To Follow Sunday?

The older I get, the more I wake up not knowing what day it is. That is particularly true on Mondays. My favorite day of the week is Sunday. I enjoy attending church, fellowshipping with other Christ... read more..
Quote #2258
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2258

"I believe in Christ, like I believe in the sun - not because I can see it, but by it I can see everything else." - C. S. Lewis read more..
Addicted to Thinking
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Addicted to Thinking

It started out innocently enough.  I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up.  Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I b... read more..
Contest
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Contest

There once was a sweepstakes that offered a shopping center as first prize. The Supreme Court, however, ruled the contest illegal, since everyone knows you can't win a mall.... read more..
Retirement
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Retirement

My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a car stopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and asked the driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was no trouble; he had just ... read more..
It's All Good
Susan Page
Susan Page
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It's All Good

- photo by Susan PageThe word “good” is used a lot in our day-to-day conversation. We might say, “have a good day” or “good-night” or “have a good time” or “good-bye.” There are slang expressions like read more..
One-Liner #1822
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1822

If you're ugly and sad, buy a fishing boat and just be ugly.... read more..
Quote #2257
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2257

"The most important Christians are not the ones who preach great sermons and write great books, but the ones who pray, and pray, and pray some more, sharing the quiet but effective victory of Jesus ov read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4901 - March 31, 2024
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Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4901 - March 31, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsResurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is risen! Susan and I pray the God will bless you and yours on this day when we celebrat... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 31, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 31, 2024

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is risen! Susan and I pray the God will bless you and yours on this day when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. He died to pay the price of our... read more..
Dancing the Critter Bug Shuffle
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Dancing the Critter Bug Shuffle

I must confess that I do have a liking for critters of all kinds. I enjoy feeding them out on the back porch, and boy, do they come hungry for their treats. Two cats born in our garage are still hang... read more..
Quote #2256
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2256

"The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies." - Kate McGahan read more..
Missionary Mimicking
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Missionary Mimicking

A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches,... read more..
Confiscation 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Confiscation 1

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.... read more..
Dying
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Dying

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Emma raised her hand and said, "I thi... read more..
One-Liner #1821
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1821

Easter egg hunts are proof that your children really can find things without Mom's help.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4900 - March 28, 2024
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Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4900 - March 28, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a major win at work this week! There was something I needed to learn to do in order to get one web server ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 28, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 28, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a major win at work this week! There was something I needed to learn to do in order to get one web server to transfer 500 gigabytes of files to another web server, wi... read more..
Country Comedy: Kenny's Donkey Raffle Success Story 🤣🌾
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Country Comedy: Kenny's Donkey Raffle Success Story 🤣🌾

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.  The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry ... read more..
Grace
Susan Page
Susan Page
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Grace

- photo by Susan PageI have always loved the word grace. It sounds so, well … graceful. It reminds me of the pure white swans that I love to photograph. The word is elegant, as is the swan. Grace, G read more..
Quote #2255
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2255

"Who believes what we've heard and seen? Who would have thought God's saving power would look like this?" - Isaiah read more..
One-Liner #1820
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1820

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now.... read more..
Definitions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Definitions

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS:The o... read more..
Circus Attack
Clean Puns
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Circus Attack

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a circus? Go for the juggler!... read more..
Child Safety
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Child Safety

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be ex... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4899 - March 24, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4899 - March 24, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I am many months into my new habit of tidying up my desk and putting everything away each night. I am so enjoyi... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 24, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am many months into my new habit of tidying up my desk and putting everything away each night. I am so enjoying the extra energy that comes from not having the distracti... read more..
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