Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1775
One-liners
Susan Davis
1016
<1min

One-Liner #1775

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.... read more..
Quote #2210
Quotes
Susan Davis
993
<1min

Quote #2210

"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject." - Marcus Aurelius read more..
Buddhist Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7436
<1min

Buddhist Pun

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.... read more..
Born Again
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2958
<1min

Born Again

An irate subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition, asking to see "whoever wrote the obituary column." When referred to a young reporter, he stormed, "You can see I'm very... read more..
Misbehaving Phone Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4106
<1min

Misbehaving Phone Call

Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had ... read more..
Crime Stories
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3284
2 min read

Crime Stories

IN THE BAG A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a hand... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4854 - September 21, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
153
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4854 - September 21, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! If you happen to end up on the Cybersalt Site today I apologize for how ugly it is. It broke earlier this week an... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 21, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
999
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 21, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! If you happen to end up on the Cybersalt Site today I apologize for how ugly it is. It broke earlier this week and since it was due for a major software migration in the sys... read more..
Fair Trial
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4724
<1min

Fair Trial

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The law... read more..
Quote #2209
Quotes
Susan Davis
1140
<1min

Quote #2209

"If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1774
One-liners
Susan Davis
1154
<1min

One-Liner #1774

My superpower is holding on to stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.... read more..
Birth Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8166
<1min

Birth Pun

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapp... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4853 - September 17, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
160
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4853 - September 17, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a first for me: a video from TikTok. The fellow featured in this video has such an infect... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
996
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a first for me: a video from TikTok. The fellow featured in this video has such an infectious faith that I had to share it with you. However, being o... read more..
One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1413
4 min read

One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream

Upon retirement, my life changed in few ways. I'm still as busy as before; I just don't get a paycheck for being busy. Nothing has changed that much. The one thing that has changed is I schedule a na... read more..
Quote #2207
Quotes
Susan Davis
1278
<1min

Quote #2207

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." - Voltaire read more..
One-Liner #1772
One-liners
Susan Davis
1084
<1min

One-Liner #1772

So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV ... apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.... read more..
Changing Plates
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3932
<1min

Changing Plates

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and read more..
Bill Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9376
<1min

Bill Pun

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Bi... read more..
Trained For Trouble, Parenting, Raising Children
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2533
<1min

Trained For Trouble, Parenting, Raising Children

Once there was a little boy. When he was three weeks old his parents turned him over to a baby-sitter. When he was two years old, they dressed him up like a cowboy, and gave him a gun. When he was t... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 14, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
895
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I pastored local churches for 28 years and in that time I never saw a sheep as woolly as the sheep in today's video share!Click Here to watch the video. Enjoy the rest of t... read more..
A Man With Few Words
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6714
2 min read

A Man With Few Words

Once upon a time there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could sav... read more..
Knowing Everything is a Blessing and a Curse
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1531
4 min read

Knowing Everything is a Blessing and a Curse

If you ever spent more than five minutes with me, you would conclude that I do not know everything. I would agree 100%. It is not bad that I don't know everything. I know today more than I knew ten y... read more..
Quote #2208
Quotes
Susan Davis
1156
<1min

Quote #2208

My little brother just asked, "Why are people so nice to the people who are about to die?" And I told him that we want to make their last few moments on earth happy. And he said, "Everyone dies... read more..
One-Liner #1773
One-liners
Susan Davis
1187
<1min

One-Liner #1773

Always order two coffees ... to make your second donut look like it's for someone else. ... read more..
Following Orders
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2545
<1min

Following Orders

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The In... read more..
SPCA Rescue
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4696
<1min

SPCA Rescue

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?" "Yes." "I want you to send somebody over right away." "What's wrong?" "There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting i read more..
Booty
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3086
<1min

Booty

A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and looked where it was supposed... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4852 - September 10, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4852 - September 10, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! I pastored local churches for 28 years and in that time I never saw a sheep as woolly as the sheep in today's vid... read more..
So This Is Old Age
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1201
4 min read

So This Is Old Age

The other morning I got up; at least, I tried to get up, but the bones in every part of my body had organized a labor strike against me. I’m not quite sure what they were protesting. As I lay there g... read more..
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