Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #2203
Quotes
Susan Davis
1146
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Quote #2203

You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you. - unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1768
One-liners
Susan Davis
1054
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One-Liner #1768

Dogs prepare you for babies; cats prepare you for teenagers.... read more..
Funeral Plans, Preparing for Death
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2452
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Funeral Plans, Preparing for Death

It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must. "Mom, you are no longer a spring chicken and you do need to think ahead of what will happen in the future. Why ... read more..
We Weren’t Expecting That
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1457
4 min read

We Weren’t Expecting That

Sometimes things happen that you never expected. When those unexpected things happen, if they are good, that is a blessing; if they are bad, that’s a different story. I learned this expectation of ... read more..
Cowboy's Guide to Life
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5610
2 min read

Cowboy's Guide to Life

Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's stil... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4847 - August 24, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
136
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4847 - August 24, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 37th anniversary yesterday. She was camping with our daughter and family w... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 24, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
908
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Cybersalt News - August 24, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 37th anniversary yesterday. She was camping with our daughter and family while I was at home working. Don't worry - it's all good as I... read more..
One-Liner #1767
One-liners
Susan Davis
1177
<1min

One-Liner #1767

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone.... read more..
Quote #2202
Quotes
Susan Davis
1221
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Quote #2202

"The value of persistent prayer is not that God will hear us, but that we finally hear Him." - William McGill read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4846 - August 20, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4846 - August 20, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! With all the fires in Western Canada this summer, Cybersalt World Headquarters (on the Southern Tip of Vancouve... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 20, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
958
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! With all the fires in Western Canada this summer, Cybersalt World Headquarters (on the Southern Tip of Vancouver Island) has gotten off pretty easy with very few days of h... read more..
These Old Bones of Mine
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1509
4 min read

These Old Bones of Mine

I had a frightening experience the other day. I know I must be getting old because things that never frightened me before frighten me. I also see things I never saw before. Going into the bathroom ... read more..
Quote #2201
Quotes
Susan Davis
1133
<1min

Quote #2201

"A flower does not think about competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms." - Unknown read more..
Beef Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8532
<1min

Beef Pun

My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk café in Huntington Beach, CA. Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl; athletic with a great tan and blond hair. Mulling over the menu, my guy aske... read more..
Do As I Say!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5103
<1min

Do As I Say!

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questi... read more..
Long Marriages, Comfortable Relationships
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2364
<1min

Long Marriages, Comfortable Relationships

Because my parents were married on Aug 27, my dad gives my mom an "anniversary" card on the 27th of every month as a way of showing her how much he loves her and appreciates their 40 years together. ... read more..
Heard on Camera
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1182
2 min read

Heard on Camera

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the han... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4845 - August 17, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4845 - August 17, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! One of the Cybersalt Team who helps put together part of the digest is a refugee who is trying to escape the coun... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 17, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
960
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! One of the Cybersalt Team who helps put together part of the digest is a refugee who is trying to escape the country he fled to (an in which he is not safe) 10 years ago. Re... read more..
Book Return
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1354
<1min

Book Return

A week ago, my mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist." She said it was the most evil book she had ever read. So evil, in fact, that she couldn't finish it. She took it over to the beach and th... read more..
Who Invented the AutoCorrect?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1613
4 min read

Who Invented the AutoCorrect?

The other day I recognized something that had been happening for quite a while. As I was texting. I noticed that there was AutoCorrect. So whenever I spelled a word, it would finish the spelling befor... read more..
Thanks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4971
<1min

Thanks

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.  Finally he ... read more..
Job Interviews
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2273
<1min

Job Interviews

Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit. "What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I've bought cars for $500!" "T... read more..
Quote #2199
Quotes
Susan Davis
1129
<1min

Quote #2199

"He who does not desire power is fit to hold it." - Plato read more..
One-Liner #1764
One-liners
Susan Davis
1179
<1min

One-Liner #1764

Very proud to have just finished my 7th marathon in 7 days - or 'Snickers' as they are now called.... read more..
Beach Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3743
2 min read

Beach Pun

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, exce... read more..
One-Liner #1766
One-liners
Susan Davis
1047
<1min

One-Liner #1766

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1019
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus time with our visitors. In this case, bonus time equals the ... read more..
I’m Too Smart to be Stupid
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1488
4 min read

I’m Too Smart to be Stupid

After being married for over 50 years, my wife, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, knows more about me than I know about myself. At least, that's the perception I get from her actions. It must... read more..
Plane Seat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4101
<1min

Plane Seat

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and f... read more..
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