Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Who's Your Daddy?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6808
<1min

Who's Your Daddy?

While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real father," she said, startling the whole family. "Yes, h... read more..
Quote #2471
Quotes
Susan Davis
235
<1min

Quote #2471

"Prayer is the vital breath of Christians; not the thing that makes us alive, but the evidence that we are alive." - Oswald Chambers, Prayer - A Holy Occupation read more..
Dieting Dads
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2408
<1min

Dieting Dads

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthy items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies. The man not... read more..
Vowel-Only Diet🥣
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
237
<1min

Vowel-Only Diet🥣

Me: "When I have alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels." Wife: "Why?" Me: "Sometimes"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5120 - June 18, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
196
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5120 - June 18, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Things are starting to settle into a summer routine here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. There's plenty to keep me busy at the desk catching up on wo read more..
Cybersalt News - June 18, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
189
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 18, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things are starting to settle into a summer routine here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. There's plenty to keep me busy at the desk catching up on work — and just as many ... read more..
Quote #2470
Quotes
Susan Davis
281
<1min

Quote #2470

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month! - Theodore Roosevelt... read more..
Employee Reviews
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5772
4 min read

Employee Reviews

A hilarious list of comments taken directly from employee reviews. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." "Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead." "She sets read more..
Each Moment
Susan Page
Susan Davis
631
3 min read

Each Moment

I awoke on the morning of my birthday with thoughts of a brand-new day before me, one that was filled with special adventures. I lay in bed, thinking about the blessings God had poured into my life, ... read more..
One-Liner #2034
One-liners
Susan Davis
285
<1min

One-Liner #2034

After 50 you're like an old phone battery; even when you charge yourself overnight for 10 hours, by 10am you're at 60%.... read more..
Just For Today
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2444
<1min

Just For Today

Just for Today ... .. smile at a stranger .. listen to someone's heart .. drop a coin where a child can find it .. learn something new, then teach it to someone .. tell someone you're thinking ... read more..
An Exitless Beehive? 🐝
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
227
<1min

An Exitless Beehive? 🐝

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.... read more..
First Dads
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3353
<1min

First Dads

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball fro... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 13: Alive and Active ! - THIS is Song number 13
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
497
<1min

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 13: Alive and Active ! - THIS is Song number 13

Some songs don't just lead you into worship — they lead you into examination. "The Word of God Is Alive and Active," drawn from Hebrews 4:12–13, is one of them. It is a musical declaration that God's... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5119 - June 14, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
177
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5119 - June 14, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had half a dozen or more birds in a tree on Friday. The cherries in our cherry tree have started to ripen, which means the Rob read more..
Cybersalt News - June 14, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
197
2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had half a dozen or more birds in a tree on Friday. The cherries in our cherry tree have started to ripen, which means the Robins and Starlings have... read more..
Quote #2469
Quotes
Susan Davis
228
<1min

Quote #2469

"It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell read more..
One-Liner #2033
One-liners
Susan Davis
323
<1min

One-Liner #2033

I'm not saying your perfume is too strong; I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.... read more..
Things Moms Would Never Say
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4629
<1min

Things Moms Would Never Say

~ "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" ~ "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" ~ "Just leave all the lights on .  .  .  it makes the house look more cheery" ~ "L... read more..
Communion
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2542
<1min

Communion

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she... read more..
Life as a Lumberjack 🪓
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
225
<1min

Life as a Lumberjack 🪓

In my career as a lumberjack, I have chopped down exactly 85,696 trees. I know that, because I kept a log.... read more..
What If I Don't Want to Act My Age
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
535
4 min read

What If I Don't Want to Act My Age

Throughout my life, I have often heard people telling other people what they should be or do. I do not know where they get the right to say that about other people. I first encountered this attitude ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5118 - June 11, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
172
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5118 - June 11, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had such a good time these past few days. A couple of friends from college flew in last Thursday and headed home Tuesday morni read more..
Cybersalt News - June 11, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
172
2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had such a good time these past few days. A couple of friends from college flew in last Thursday and headed home Tuesday morning, and we packed ever... read more..
Music of the Heart
Susan Page
Susan Page
597
3 min read

Music of the Heart

I love music, not all genres, although my preferences are quite varied, which is surprising considering the sheltered environment I grew up in. You see, I was raised in The Salvation Army, which mean... read more..
The Magician and the Parrot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5579
<1min

The Magician and the Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one prob... read more..
One-Liner #2032
One-liners
Susan Davis
289
<1min

One-Liner #2032

My wife is so far out of my league that the cashier put one of those plastic grocery dividers between our stuff like we weren't even together.... read more..
Quote #2468
Quotes
Susan Davis
268
<1min

Quote #2468

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes read more..
Dictionary Dreams
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
246
<1min

Dictionary Dreams

I laid in bed last night to read the dictionary, but I didn't finish it. I got up to P.... read more..
Gravestone Epitaph and a Witty Response
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2895
<1min

Gravestone Epitaph and a Witty Response

The following caption was found written on a gravestone... "As I am now, you soon shall be,So be content to follow me." Then someone taped the following note on that gravestone... "To follow you I'... read more..
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