Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - May 18, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 18, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is an amazing digital recreation of the Titanic. This makes me want to get a virtual reality headset and go on a cruise!Click here to watch the video. ... read more..
Christening Champagne
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3733
<1min

Christening Champagne

When we moved into our new home, the first one we owned rather than rented, two of my husband's friends gave him a bottle of champagne. In the hustle and bustle of getting settled, the gift was tucke... read more..
Another Celebration in the Bank
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1755
4 min read

Another Celebration in the Bank

This month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I celebrate the 52nd anniversary of our engagement. In August, it’ll be the 52nd anniversary of our wedding. I can’t believe we have been toget... read more..
Quote #2182
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2182

You can't talk butterfly language with caterpillar people.... read more..
One-Liner #1746
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1746

The older I get the more I regret all the people I've lost over the years; maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all.... read more..
Life After Death
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6086
<1min

Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir!" the new recruit replied. "Oh, well that's okay then!" said the boss. "Because after you left early yesterday t read more..
Apprentice Program
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Apprentice Program

Charlie entered a butcher's apprentice program. After about 6 months of cleaning equipment and grinding meat for hamburger and sausage he felt he was ready to move on to steaks, chops, roasts etc. H... read more..
Divorce, Service, Intimacy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Divorce, Service, Intimacy

As a member of the Marine Corps, I was stationed at Twenty-Nine Palms Base in California. Among those serving there was a private who was determined not to re-enlist. At inspection one morning, the of... read more..
Ugly Isn’t For Sissies
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1486
4 min read

Ugly Isn’t For Sissies

Over the years of marital bliss, we’ve not had many disagreements. She likes broccoli. I like Apple Fritters. We’ve never been able to come to any agreement with that. But, outside of that, everything... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4825 - May 14, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4825 - May 14, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating! We're getting some very early summer-like weather at Cybe... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 14, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating! We're getting some very early summer-like weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters and I am happy about it. I have ret... read more..
Mother's Day Sneak
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3130
2 min read

Mother's Day Sneak

It was Mothers Day in Georgia in 1970. I had just retired from the Air Force and was in Milledgeville attending Georgia, College. That Mothers Day Sunday, my family and I were at Molesville Baptist C... read more..
One-Liner #1745
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1745

I asked my mom if I was adopted ... she said, “Not yet, but we placed an ad.” - Dana Snow... read more..
Things My Mother Taught Me
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Things My Mother Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to... read more..
Quote #2181
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2181

"Mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible." - Marion C. Garretty read more..
Household Repairs
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Household Repairs

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always s... read more..
Sow a Thought Reap a Pie
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1384
4 min read

Sow a Thought Reap a Pie

One thing that has been burning in my life has been thoughts. Not that I don't have thoughts, but I'm not quite sure how to use them when I have them. Looking back over my life, it has been my thought... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4824 - May 11, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
10 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4824 - May 11, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Nice weather has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters - I just have to remember to get out of the house to e... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 11, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Nice weather has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters - I just have to remember to get out of the house to enjoy some of it. The other day I opened the front door of ou... read more..
One-Liner #1744
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1744

It's amazing how the sentence "don't believe everything you read on the internet" is the same backwards as it is forwards.... read more..
Quote #2180
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2180

"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes; tacos fall apart and we still love them." - Unknown read more..
Strange Lawsuits
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6379
8 min read

Strange Lawsuits

An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested) -- then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail.  He sa... read more..
Application Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3372
<1min

Application Pun

A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies. Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?" Man: "No." Forem... read more..
Natural Birth
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Natural Birth

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the s... read more..
I don't Always . . . .
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

I don't Always . . . .

This image is a shoutout to all my friends in the Basic Joomla Tutorials YouTube family - Especially Michael C! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4823 - May 7, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4823 - May 7, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I did some springtime work in our backyard yesterday, including a bunch of tree trimming ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 7, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I did some springtime work in our backyard yesterday, including a bunch of tree trimming and pruning. It was a very successful day for me: I didn't f... read more..
I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1371
4 min read

I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble

Trouble is not my middle name, although it sure could be; just ask The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I try to keep out of trouble, but my definition differs from my wife's. What she considers t... read more..
Quote #2179
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2179

"God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars." - Martin Luther read more..
Baby Supplies
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Baby Supplies

My husband is always complaining about my inability to stay on a budget and about the costs of running the household in general. This has become worse since we had twins. Everything is double -- cloth... read more..
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