Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4819 - April 16, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I am happy to report that the efforts to bring Pastor Suneel Barkat to church plant in Canada have reached 87.5... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1491
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Green Thumb Versus Black and Blue Thumb

If you came to our parsonage, you would discover all over our property, plants and flowers. Just don’t ask me to identify what they are. I can tell a plant from a flower, but that’s as far as it goes ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1739

I wish I were a little kid so I can just take a nap and everyone will be proud of me.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2175

"Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater." - George Washington Carver read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Interview Bloopers

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. * A job applicant challenged t... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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April Showers

We all know that April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Newcomers

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 16, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I am happy to report that the efforts to bring Pastor Suneel Barkat to church plant in Canada have reached 87.5% of what is required. Please keep praying for God's perfect... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Aunt Karen

The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1506
4 min read

If Only I Would Take Notes

As a writer, I always have a small notebook in my shirt pocket to take notes when I have an idea. I don’t have too many ideas, so I want to write down any I get so I don’t forget them. That has helped... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4818 - April 13, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Work, work, work - that's the news around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's video share is about a man who w... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Work, work, work - that's the news around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's video share is about a man who went grocery shopping and ended up with a pet - again!Click ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1738

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." - Reba McEntire read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2174

"'I am with you always, to the end of the age.' That is a promise you can stake your life on. It is also a challenge: if Jesus himself is 'with you,' what should you be doing? How then should you live read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Blood Race

During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North Carolina, the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Anti-Gravity

I found a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Self-Control

I once played golf in a foursome with my Minister. I'm afraid I forgot myself and let loose with some profanity after missing an easy shot. He said, "I've played golf with some of the finest men in o... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4817 - April 9, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsResurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marat... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 9, 2023

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marathon running of Season 1 of "The Chosen." I'm not sure if the... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip

As may be expected, Easter is one of my favorite holidays. Although I prefer to call it Resurrection Sunday, I am not easily offended by words. Remember the old saying, "Sticks and stones may break yo... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1074
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Rabbit Cheers

Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2173

There is only one secure foundation: a genuine, deep relationship with Jesus Christ, which will carry you through any and all turmoil. No matter what storms are raging all around, you'll stand firm if... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1737

Money talks; chocolate sings!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
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Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments." 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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You Ask Why? Faith in Trials

You ask why I follow this Jesus? Why I love Him the way I do When the world's turned away from His teachings And the people who serve Him are few? It's not the rewards I'm after Or gifts that I hope ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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How Old is Too Old

I have never thought too much about my age. After all, you cannot choose when you will be born. Age is just a matter of thinking, and thinking is not my strong suit. I never really thought about bein... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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First Accident Report

Because I was processing my first accident report at the transportation company where I worked, I was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a sever... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4816 - April 6, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Rev. B Wannall who, after Sunday's mailing, asked me, "What? Nothing about Palm ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Rev. B Wannall who, after Sunday's mailing, asked me, "What? Nothing about Palm Sunday?" Funny story: I did not realize it was Palm Sunday l... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2172

"The strength of patience hangs on our capacity to believe that God is up to something good for us in all our delays and detours." - John Piper, Battling Unbelief: Defeating Sin with Superior Pleasur read more..