Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Mother's Dictionary
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4247
2 min read

Mother's Dictionary

Amnesia:A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. Bottle Feeding:An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. Defense:What you'd better have aroun de yard if y... read more..
Quote #2467
Quotes
Susan Davis
256
<1min

Quote #2467

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure." - unknown read more..
Dog Walker's Mix-Up 🐶
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
258
<1min

Dog Walker's Mix-Up 🐶

I was driving past a cemetery this morning and saw a man walking around. I shouted, "Morning!" He replied, "No, just walking the dogs."... read more..
One-Liner #2031
One-liners
Susan Davis
292
<1min

One-Liner #2031

I've taken so many "before" photos when starting new diets that now I just have a slideshow of myself getting fatter.... read more..
Soap Isn't Always Soap
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
638
4 min read

Soap Isn't Always Soap

After several months of mayhem in our house, things began to quiet down. It was beginning to get back to our normal way of life. Of course, because of the mayhem, many things that needed to be done d... read more..
Wedding Verses
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2588
<1min

Wedding Verses

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The bakery evid... read more..
Hiring Slogans
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4797
<1min

Hiring Slogans

Beware of companies with these hiring slogans because of what these slogans actually mean: "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" - We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" - We don't pay enoug... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5117 - June 6, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
146
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5117 - June 6, 2026

Cybersalt NewsGreetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a great visit this week with our friends Rob and Shelly — friends from our college days. There's something wonderful about read more..
Cybersalt News - June 6, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
176
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2026

Greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a great visit this week with our friends Rob and Shelly — friends from our college days. There's something wonderful about the kind of friendshi... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5116 - June 4, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
157
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5116 - June 4, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! In local Cybersalt news, there has been talk for a while now about putting a dog park in the empty grassy field next to Cybersalt World Headquarters, read more..
Cybersalt News - June 4, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
186
2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In local Cybersalt news, there has been talk for a while now about putting a dog park in the empty grassy field next to Cybersalt World Headquarters, and last night while I... read more..
One-Liner #2030
One-liners
Susan Davis
303
<1min

One-Liner #2030

We're really out here living the most difficult section of someone's 2060 history exam.... read more..
Vampire Bat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6020
<1min

Vampire Bat

A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Before long, all the other bats smelled the blood and began ... read more..
Waste Not, Want Not
Susan Page
Susan Page
468
3 min read

Waste Not, Want Not

“Waste not, want not,” asks everyone to pay attention to what they “waste” as that waste might lead to “want.” Living outside one of our local conservation parks for twenty-five years has been a trea... read more..
Finding Good Help
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2395
<1min

Finding Good Help

As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified the po... read more..
Eclipse Timing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5467
<1min

Eclipse Timing

An astronomer was on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, when he was captured by cannibals. The eclipse was due the next day around noon. To gain his freedom he pl... read more..
Quote #2466
Quotes
Susan Davis
1951
<1min

Quote #2466

"We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us." - Joseph Campbell read more..
Cake vs. Pie🥧
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
343
<1min

Cake vs. Pie🥧

Eating too much cake would be the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.... read more..
Where Do All My Nasal Fluids Come From?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
272
4 min read

Where Do All My Nasal Fluids Come From?

I am finally in what I think is the last phase of my recent health confusion. My nose is dripping, and I think I use at least one box of tissues daily. I did not know I had so much of this in my body... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5115 - May 31, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
161
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5115 - May 31, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! As you probably remember, a week ago I drove the pickup over to drop off a load of branches and yard waste — and couldn't unload any of it because the read more..
Cybersalt News - May 31, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
192
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 31, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! As you probably remember, a week ago I drove the pickup over to drop off a load of branches and yard waste — and couldn't unload any of it because the tailgate refused to c... read more..
One-Liner #2029
One-liners
Susan Davis
303
<1min

One-Liner #2029

If you fill a piñata with ketchup, you never have to host a children's birthday party again.... read more..
The Silent Killers 🤫
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
298
<1min

The Silent Killers 🤫

If we are to be serious about saving the planet, we should stop printing calendars. They're the reason our days are numbered!... read more..
Sometimes I Feel Like a Rabbit
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
669
4 min read

Sometimes I Feel Like a Rabbit

A lot of things in life, I am not very good at. That list could go on and on and on. Not only am I not good at some things, but I'm terrible at most things. However, I am actually excellent at a few ... read more..
Fish Tattoo
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6355
<1min

Fish Tattoo

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery. One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen. "That sure is an unusual looking whale," I commented. ... read more..
Quote #2465
Quotes
Susan Davis
275
<1min

Quote #2465

"Failure is a great teacher and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer." - Oprah Winfrey read more..
A Different Type of Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2567
2 min read

A Different Type of Prayer

Heavenly Father, Help us remember, that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night, is a single mother, who worked nine hours that day and was rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5114 - May 28, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
161
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5114 - May 28, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! For the last couple of weeks I've been teasing about a pair of companies I was buying. The transaction is now complete and I've started the freshening read more..
Cybersalt News - May 28, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
228
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 28, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For the last couple of weeks I've been teasing about a pair of companies I was buying. The transaction is now complete and I've started the freshening-up work the websites ... read more..
Goodbye from George
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3473
<1min

Goodbye from George

George had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out his Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Mary, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. To my son Barr... read more..
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