Monthly Archive

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Quote #2140
Quotes
Susan Davis
1015
<1min

Quote #2140

"The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of deep darkness a light has dawned." - Isaiah, the prophet read more..
A Christmas Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2875
<1min

A Christmas Prayer

Most Holy & Majestic Father, There's so much "hype" around Christmas time. I have to admit that I enjoy all the jolly jingle and festive frolic as much as anyone. But, Lord, as I enter into the f... read more..
Yet Another Night Before Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4118
2 min read

Yet Another Night Before Christmas

Boy! Are Australians ever keen for writing "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" variations. Kevin Clark wrote the following one from scratch after getting a few different versions from the CleanLaugh li... read more..
Do I Really Talk in My Sleep
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1613
4 min read

Do I Really Talk in My Sleep

For a long time, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has accused me of talking in my sleep. I never believed her and just thought she was joking. At least, I thought it was a joke. One time she ac... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4782 - December 4, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4782 - December 4, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! With the return of the season of advent, Cybersalt World Headquarters is once again full of Christmas jazz musi... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 4, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
958
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 4, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! With the return of the season of advent, Cybersalt World Headquarters is once again full of Christmas jazz music while I work. I think I have already discovered what is go... read more..
The King's Counselor
Illustrations
Susan Davis
1409
2 min read

The King's Counselor

A king had to leave for a long journey, and he wondered who he should leave in charge of his kingdom while he was gone. One day when he was out riding alone, a woman appeared in the mist. "Soon you w... read more..
One-Liner #1702
One-liners
Susan Davis
1169
<1min

One-Liner #1702

A perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is a sure sign of someone who hasn't enough to do. - Katherine Whitehorn... read more..
Suggestion Box
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6110
<1min

Suggestion Box

The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the wall beside the time clock. He began to ask around to see who knew what had become of it. "You!" he yelled at one... read more..
One-Liner #2071
One-liners
Pastor Tim
12158
<1min

One-Liner #2071

If you're mad at someone, first let him sit in your car, and then you can belt him.... read more..
Quote #2139
Quotes
Susan Davis
1180
<1min

Quote #2139

Human beings are not born with self-control. We have to learn what to do with the mad that we feel. Learning to control ourselves is a long, hard process. It happens little by little. In fact, it is s... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4781 - December 1, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4781 - December 1, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! There was no mailing last Sunday. After a fun day of driving up island to take in a grandd... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 1, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1056
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! There was no mailing last Sunday. After a fun day of driving up island to take in a granddaughter's dance recital I rushed home to do a final cleanup ... read more..
Christmas Nightgown
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5033
<1min

Christmas Nightgown

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.  Waiting in the line to pay, I not... read more..
Quote #2138
Quotes
Susan Davis
1196
<1min

Quote #2138

Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like to find joy in the story you are actually living. - Rachel Marie Martin... read more..
One-Liner #1701
One-liners
Susan Davis
975
<1min

One-Liner #1701

"I don't exercise; if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers read more..
Gift Mug
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3833
<1min

Gift Mug

I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife. At an airport gift shop, I found a coffee mug imprinted with the words, "I love you" inside... read more..
Amoeba Line
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6610
<1min

Amoeba Line

Have you heard the latest amoeba pick up line? Well, those little cells just sidle right up to another and they say, "Hey, baby, after they made you they threw away the mold."... read more..
Television
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2563
<1min

Television

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx (1890-1977) "Television: chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wr read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4780 - November 24, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4780 - November 24, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 24, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1050
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch Sunday's video share, "The World's Smallest Movie" - not b... read more..
To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3992
4 min read

To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender ... read more..
I Don't Believe You
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1218
<1min

I Don't Believe You

Heading into Target . . . . Wife: "All we need is milk and a loaf of bread. This will be Quick"  Me: "I don't believe you." Wife: "Why?!" Me: "Well, for starters you just grabbed a cart!"... read more..
Thankfulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2937
<1min

Thankfulness

A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he woul... read more..
Doctor Thanks
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2951
<1min

Doctor Thanks

A man visiting a doctor says; Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. The doctor replied, "But you are not one of my patients." The man said, "I know. But my u... read more..
Who's That?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1420
<1min

Who's That?

My four-year-old handed me a drawing "What's this? I asked. "It's us," he replied I looked at it and I noticed an extra figure. "Who's that?" I asked. "That's the old woman who visits me," he s... read more..
One-Liner #1700
One-liners
Susan Davis
1160
<1min

One-Liner #1700

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Spencer Tracy... read more..
Quote #2137
Quotes
Susan Davis
1050
<1min

Quote #2137

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F. Kennedy... read more..
Where did I come from?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5788
<1min

Where did I come from?

One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?" My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure. She thought it was time her daughter knew... read more..
Quote #2136
Quotes
Susan Davis
1184
<1min

Quote #2136

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. - Bill Watterson... read more..
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