Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1565
One-liners
Susan Davis
1457
<1min

One-Liner #1565

She calls her car "flattery" because it gets her nowhere.... read more..
Meeoowww!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2849
<1min

Meeoowww!

“Gossip : Letting the chat out of the bag!”... read more..
Marital Difficulties
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2444
<1min

Marital Difficulties

From "The Brandon Republican and Eastern Advocate," of Brandon, Mississippi, Volume 1, Number 39, December 29, 1837 NOTICE TO YOUNG LADIES, WIDOWS AND OLD MAIDS Whereas my husband, Isaac W. Odom, le... read more..
Engineering Dictionary
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4457
1 min read

Engineering Dictionary

What the Engineer Says (and what it means) A number of different approaches are being tried.(We are still grasping at straws.) We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.(We just hired three k... read more..
What’s so Peasy About Easy?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1703
4 min read

What’s so Peasy About Easy?

I am nowhere to be found when it comes to crafts, remodeling, and just plain fixer-uppers. My carpentry skills are nowhere to be found even though I've looked for a long time. If I try to fix somethin... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4638 - April 18, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4638 - April 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over a... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 18, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1170
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over again instead of the different issue that went out in ea... read more..
Quote #2001
Quotes
Susan Davis
1313
<1min

Quote #2001

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony read more..
Disney Security
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2896
<1min

Disney Security

A long time ago, when the internet was just beginning and simple passwords were needed to protect accounts, my kids were among those who loved going on the Web. They kept track of their passwords by w... read more..
Charitable Giving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2706
<1min

Charitable Giving

A large, well built man visited the church and asked to see the pastor's wife, who was well known for her charity. As he spoke to her he said in a voice breaking with emotion, 'I'd like to draw your... read more..
In the Bag
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3898
<1min

In the Bag

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save ... read more..
One-Liner #1564
One-liners
Susan Davis
1571
<1min

One-Liner #1564

Overheard: Young bride to friend ... "I'm glad my parents chose my husband for me; I'd hate to think I'd picked him myself."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4637 - April 15, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
201
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4637 - April 15, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed! Th... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 15, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1148
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Gran... read more..
Irritation, Aggravation And Frustration
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6862
<1min

Irritation, Aggravation And Frustration

A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered he asks, "Can I speak... read more..
Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1785
4 min read

Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive

As I get older, and my goal is to get as old as I can, I begin to realize some of the things I haven't noticed in my life. You know how it is; things creep up little by little, and then all of a sudde... read more..
Quote #2000
Quotes
Susan Davis
1467
<1min

Quote #2000

"If you add anything to Christ, you lose Christ. Salvation is in Christ alone, by grace alone, through faith alone." - John Stott read more..
One-Liner #1563
One-liners
Susan Davis
1340
<1min

One-Liner #1563

He who hesitates is interrupted!... read more..
Heavenly Music
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4226
<1min

Heavenly Music

I attend a small village church in rural Pennsylvania. On any given Sunday, we may have six or seven faithful little ones who come with their parents for the entire church service. Pastor has a white... read more..
Career Training
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2437
<1min

Career Training

The proprietor of a small village drugstore was called out one sleepy summer morning, leaving the establishment temporarily under the sole management of a very young, and very uneducated, clerk. "Jus... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4636 - April 8, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4636 - April 8, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Lately, I have been enjoying keeping an eye on the newest volcanoes in Iceland. I mean, I have really been enjoyi... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 8, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1034
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 8, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Lately, I have been enjoying keeping an eye on the newest volcanoes in Iceland. I mean, I have really been enjoying them! Does being over fascinated with young geysers mea... read more..
Quote #1999
Quotes
Susan Davis
1436
<1min

Quote #1999

  "Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for men in t-shirts and jeans." - Unknown read more..
Bar Houdini
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3941
<1min

Bar Houdini

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he coul... read more..
One-Liner #1562
One-liners
Susan Davis
1439
<1min

One-Liner #1562

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.... read more..
Salmonauto
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2833
<1min

Salmonauto

What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink? A pink carnation.... read more..
Stubborn Problem
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2265
<1min

Stubborn Problem

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other color... read more..
Parrot Attitude
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7700
<1min

Parrot Attitude

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John t... read more..
Be Careful What You Smile About
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1768
4 min read

Be Careful What You Smile About

I am a student of smileology and have been just about all my life. If you can't smile at something,it's not worth thinking about. Of course, certain things in life are serious, but not that many.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4635 - April 4, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4635 - April 4, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsEaster Rock by Cybersaltine Marilyn H.Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! Speaking of Good Friday, Grandma Cybersalt and I... read more..
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